Happy Valentines Day

TUMOASD

ok so if you're gonna read TUMOASD DO NOT READ ANY SPOILERS OMG, its the first fic i've read with no spoilers for awhile, AND OH GO OH NO OH GOD. please please go into it blind, IT HATS SO MUCH HARDERRRRRRRRR

its, really REALLY well written. please read it omg.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS IMAGE

should have added vanilla extract

It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...

And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!

is this a normal thing or am i just weird

ok i get this weird thing where i can only eat after like 5pm or else i feel like shit about myself. like don't get me wrong i eat completely healthy and i make sure i get the proper amount for the entire day. i just can only eat from 5pm-2am or else i feel like poop shit. i feel fine physically, like it doesn't make me tired or lethargic

HELP HELP PLEASE IVE ENN PISSING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF THERES NO PISS LEFT WHY DOES MY BODY KEEP TELLINHG ME THERES PISS I DONT WANNA ANYMORE

this is me rn

call me bop it cuz "I'm going to sleep"

why not the penis explosion chamber?

“kill them with kindness” WRONG! MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im pretty sure the only reason quarantine happened was to delay our eventual demise that was pee sauna

Happy 4th Birthday to

“Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell”

OH GOD

OH GOD THE TITLE OF TUMOASD IS SO SO SO SO FUCKING FITTING, YOU DONT GET IT UNTILL ITS ALL OVER BUT HOOOOLLLLLLLY SHIT