i think i just saw River Song (she/her, nonbinary, 224+)! she’s a canon character from doctor who. have you heard she remembers nothing from her previous life? she appeared here in february 2022 after resuming her work as a professor after leaving darillium. now she’s working as a teacher at the armes sallow secondary school. still, she does have that untamed mess of curls, journaling in the hot summer sun, wit sharp as a tack, only water in the forest vibe about her.
[alex kingston, see bottom of post for details]
“Its all got so very complicated, and its a mess, and I’m really fed up. Do you know what I want? You were right. I want a day-- just one normal day. A day sandwiched neatly, boringly, between two surrounding days. Exactly where it should be..”
--The Lives of Captain Jack Vol. 3, R&J
Armes| Can you tell me your name?
“River. River Song.
A| Where are you from?
“That's a good question really.
A| What’s the last thing you remember?
“Last thing I remember? As in the earliest? I don’t really know. I remember going to sleep in my flat, and then waking up here.
A| We have a history of memory loss here. Do you feel as if you may be missing some memories?
“I do. I don’t remember much of anything about myself other than a few minor details— my name, my age, my profession. That sort.
A| Have you found a job here in Sallow Hills?
“I have. I work at the secondary school. I think I like teaching.
A| What was the strangest thing you saw before arriving here?
“I’m not sure what you mean by that.
A| What traits would your friends give to you?
“I don’t have any of those. Not that I can remember. Smart, witty, and drop dead gorgeous would fit the bill.
A| Is there anything else you would like to say?
“No, thank you.
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[midna] [samwise] [yennefer]
wickedpotions:
ZSASZ DUG BEHIND THE REGISTER, PROCURING THE BAG OF GUMMY BEARS HE KEPT THERE. he tore one of the heads off, watching the woman look over the other weapons. Kai raised his head with interest, but didn’t move from his post by the register. Zsasz suspected that something he’d said had bothered the woman a bit, though he couldn’t pinpoint which bit it was. And really, he wouldn’t try unless she brought it up.
❝ WELL, WEIRD IS RELATIVE. for me, the supernatural is weird. Vampires, werewolves, witches - they aren’t really supposed to exist. I mean, I suppose there’s Zatanna and people like her who use some form of magic. But it’s different where I’m from. Other people might find the constant disappearances weird, but I’m from a city that’s run by villains. People disappear all the time. ❞
Had this been The Continent, Yennefer wouldn’t have stuck around long enough for the shopkeep to say more than two words to her. They were always so dreadfully dull, she was liable to fall asleep where she stood. But this was Earth, and Ciri had encouraged her to make friends, or at least be a little more friendly with people, so she would linger for the time being.
She was ‘weird’ to him, then. Suppressing a grin, she held her hand out a few inches from her body, palm up. A moment later, the next gummy-victim between his fingers appeared there. There were no theatrics to the display, save the faint smell of lilac and gooseberries in the air, which dissipated a few moments later (a side affect of being on Earth, and part of the reason she was slightly concerned with her chaos not obeying her).
Yennefer laughed as she popped it in her mouth, “All cities are run by villains. They’re called politicians.” She knew that well enough, having spent three decades serving a king’s court, and the subsequent four bouncing between all sorts of towns to do work for their leaders. “People disappear everywhere, it seems. Tell me, the way you speak-- the theatrics, the talk of the importance of multitasking, the owning a weapons shop-- I take it you’re one of those villains then?” She wasn't scared nor accusatory, merely intrigued.
shallowmagics:
Ciri pressed herself further into Yennefer, as if a simple embrace would be enough to quiet her mind, make her forget about being in a strange land with no one from home around here. Well, close to no one. Having Yennefer here with her was one of the best possible outcomes. She hadn’t allowed herself to hope her family would come, not with the aftermath of Cintra still fresh in her mind. That loneliness was still carved deep into her chest.
Yennefer being here, with her, stoked that hope within her. Ciri wouldn’t wish for more, she didn’t know if she could allow herself to wish for more of her family to come. It was dangerous. That one, terrible night had taught her so.
Ciri blinked back tears as she stared up at Yennefer, a watery smile gracing her face. “I thought I was going to be alone.” Again. Ciri felt her unspoken words would be too harsh, would cause this fragile moment between the two to break. “I can’t remember a thing after leaving Kaer Mohren after I-“ Destroyed it, killed the men I believed to be my family. Disappointed Geralt even though he would never say it. “-after everything. I know something happened, I know it. I just can’t remember.”
She didn’t deserve Yennefer being so understanding, so kind to her. Not after Yenn had to help clean up Ciri’s mess while she had laid there shivering, exhaustion and revulsion fighting for the dominant emotion in her body.
There were very few people Yennefer truly cared about. When she was a girl, she had locked her heart safely away, and kept it far from reach. It would protect her from getting hurt; it would keep her safe. Over the years, slowly, surely, she had built herself a little family. Her little family. To have even part of it back... she couldn’t be more grateful.
Maybe it wasn’t the exact Ciri she had been waiting for, but it was her daughter nevertheless, and that was all that she cared about. She cupped the girl’s face in her hand, gently swiping her thumb over her cheek. A wobbly smile on her face, Yennefer placed a kiss in the center of her forehead.
“You’re not alone, now. I'm here, and I wont leave you. Not ever,” she said softly, with a reassuring look. “Don’t fret over any of that my dear. Its past, and far away. No need to dwell on it for the time being.”
She knew what Ciri meant, of course, but Yennefer would never hold anything over Ciri. Exhaling, Yen adjusted Ciri’s jacket in the way that only doting mothers can manage. “You should go get your bag. It won’t do you good to lose your things. Where are you staying? Do you- do you need some place to stay? I’d rather not be apart from you anymore.”
wickedpotions:
DEAN TOOK A MOMENT TO PONDER HER WORDS. he hadn’t done much research into the magic of his own world, if he was being honest. The magic at Hogwarts had been a lot to begin with. But when he started this project, he’d sought out Professor Lupin who’d shared so many ideas of the magic in their own world, let alone the magic of this new world. Still, the idea of someone being magic was a lot to think about.
❝ BACK AT HOME, IT WAS RARE TO SEE A WIZARD NOT USING A WAND. it channels the magic we have in us, giving us more focus and direction. But, at the same time, if I traveled to a different area of the world, it would be different. But the way I learned magic was to channel it through something. ❞ He hesitated for a moment before pulling out his own wand. It was his second personal wand, technically, as his first had been destroyed by the Malfoys. This was the one he’d made with Ollivander, putting his own sweat and magic into it. Tight engravings covered it from handle to tip, though the shape of it was simple enough. ❝ I made this one myself a few years back, when my first wand was destroyed. ❞
HE HELD IT OUT SO SHE COULD SEE IT, if she so wished to. ❝ What kind of magic do you use, if you don’t mind me asking. ❞
Setting the small trinket she had in hand back into place on the shelf, Yennefer closed the distance between them. His explanation made a great deal of sense as it was similar to why someone in her practice would need one. She vaguely recalled Tissaia’s lesson on wandwork and channeling from her days studying in Aretuza, but that was so long ago any of the details had left her mind. She studied the wand with great curiosity. Finally, she held her hand out to take it, “You made this yourself? It's beautifully done.”
Turning the wand over in her hands, Yennefer examined each part of it in turn. The mage felt the slightest bit of magic humming around it, but not much else. She had discounted his skill upon his first entrance, but she could tell it was impressive even if she didn’t know much about the craft. Her appreciation would only grow when she considered how young he must be. After a moment, she held it back to him.
“My magic is Chaos,” she began. “It's everywhere. It runs beneath the ground like water. Where I come from, all you need do is tap the spring and focus it to your will. You may understand it as the law of entropy. I create order from the disorder, but as the universe’s natural state is disorder, I must be careful to not allow it to pull me back.”
wickedpotions:
REMUS COULD ONLY THINK THAT THIS MAN WAS FAR TOO NICE. it made his heart ache just a little, and he hoped not too many people were taking advantage of him for it. It warmed his rather cold heart, though, that he was so kind. ❝ Really, though, I can’t thank you enough for offering to help. ❞ With so much in Sallow Hills going wrong or weird, it was a comfort to know someone was willing to help a stranger.
HE HANDED THE THIRTY SIX OVER AND LOOKED OVER THE PLANTS. he’d have to use magic to get them back to his place, if he wanted to ensure he didn’t drop them. It was still weird doing it in public, in Sallow Hills. ❝ So how’d you get into plants? Were they always your thing or did you fall into it later in life. Not that you look old! ❞
Adjusting to life in town had been difficult, especially at first. There were so many new, odd, things to wade through: strange people, different social formalities, electricity. For a while, it left Samwise positively reeling. Despite all of it, he never faltered from his usual ways.
“Don’t mention it, friend, really.” His next comment made Sam laugh a bit. That was another difference; people rarely knew what to make of him here. “Well, I am older by most’s standards-- older than I look anyway. Don’t age the same way as human folk do. Fifty four, I am.” The man didn’t look more than his early thirties, but that's how things were when you were a hobbit. “My Old Gaffer- that is to say- my dad got me into it. He was a gardener, as was his before that, for a man up the road. Taught me all he knew, you see, and Hobbits tend to have a proclivity for growing things in general.”
wickedpotions:
HE TOOK IT WELL , FOR SOMEONE NOT FROM GOTHAM . ivy had learned to expect revolt when someone from not gotham learned who she was . It was quite fun most of the time , watching the horror spread across their face that told her that they KNEW she could kill them with a simple flick . Samwise did none of this , and part of her was glad . She didn’t want to have to kill him because he was too scared of her .
❝ TALK IS THE BEST WORD FOR IT . i commune with them . It isn’t like how you and I speak to one another , but a different way of communicating all together . I understand them , they understand me . I suppose the human word for it would be closer to telepathy that verbal communication . ❞ She stroked her fingers along the leaves of the flowers , then down to the soil beneath them . She pressed outwards , trying to understand .
❝ THESE PLANTS AREN’T FROM EARTH . i assume they’re from your home ? I’m struggling to fully understand what they’re trying to tell me . ❞ She hummed , trying to distinguish what she was getting from the plants . ❝ It’s something that is in your soil back at home . Something similar to clay , but not quite . I can try to create a couple prototypes we can test in small batches , if you would like . ❞
Nodding, Sam attempted to fully grasp the concept of mentally speaking to a plant. It wasn’t the most outlandish thing he had ever heard, but it was certainly a strange thing. For the most part, he understood, and figured if any more questions popped up he was more confident in asking them now.
He watched her hand move along the plant with a slight touch of nerves. Sam wasn’t usually so skittish, but these flowers meant much to him.
“They are from my home. Or not from my home exactly, but my homeworld.” She had guessed that they were for him, and not a customer, but Sam didn’t really mind it. He didn’t know why it made him feel so nervous to have said it to begin with.
The beautiful little star flowers came from Lothlorien, the land of the Elves. Not just any Elves, either, but the land of the fair Lady Galadriel. He had taken an extraordinary liking to them in his brief stay in the White Wood. They could thrive in many conditions, but it seemed they needed more help in this place. “I don’t know the soil differences. We don’t have Earth level science there, but that does make sense now that I think about it. I’d be very thankful if you did, Miss Ivy.”
snowballsandfun:
Jack had gotten bored with the party at the community center and wandered outside. It was bad enough that he was stuck in one place, but most of the townspeople did not share his sense of humor–Loki notwithstanding, but he already made enough of a nuisance of himself to them that he wasn’t going to go knocking on their window in the dead of night demanding entertainment. Well, not yet, anyway. He wasn’t quite that desperate.
There had been no trace of his staff so he was still earthbound, but that had never stopped Jack. He’d climbed onto the roof of the community center, bare feet dangling over the edge. He was stealthily throwing snowballs at people leaving the party, the drunker the better. He was careful about it, and no one had yet figured out where they were coming from.
Until now. It gave him a small jolt of surprise to realize someone was looking at him. Everyone could see him here, and for as much as Jack had wanted that before, he sometimes found it off-putting now. So much easier to cause mischief when he was invisible. He grinned back, unrepentant, and lifted his hand in a little salute of acknowledgment.
⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰
Never one to turn down the opportunity to enjoy a good party, Samwise Gamgee was happy to be in attendance at the community center. He was chatty at heart, and these sorts of events enabled him to talk to as many people as he pleased. Though, despite his enjoyment, he did have a job to get to in the morning. Leaving early, was the best course of action.
He had barely gotten ten steps out the door when he had nearly toppled over. Shaking snow from his hair, and brushing it from the sleeve of his arm, he looked around for the source. It hadn't taken him long to find it. He raised an eyebrow at the stranger’s salute.
“What’re you doing up there?” he called-- not mad, merely curious. “Y’know, most people don’t enjoy being hit by flying snow.”
wickedpotions:
✧・゚ ┊ ┊ ┊ ZSASZ && YENNEFER
┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊
SHE DIDN’T SEEM TO BE THROWN OFF BY HIS KNIFE THROWING. which wasn’t a bad thing. If anything it made Zsasz more interested in the woman who’d walked into his shop. She hadn’t even flinched at his movement. It was impressive, and something that was a characteristic of his girls most of the time. It was a rare sight in most. One that he found in Michael Myers and at times Dean Winchester. ❝ Joke or not, it’s always good to prove oneself as excelling in their trade. My trade just happens to be weapons. ❞ And using those weapons, though there was little need for an assassin in Sallow Hills, so he didn’t need to get whispers around about that.
HE CROSSED THE ROOM, RETRIEVING THE KNIFE FROM WHERE IT HAD LODGED IN THE WALL. he brought it back to where it would find a home until someone bought it, tucked away in the knife display case. He leaned his elbows on the case after that, watching the woman carefully. ❝ My recommendation depends. What are you comfortable with? There’s lots of things here that are good for personal protection, but I wouldn’t recommend a rifle to someone who is more comfortable with blades. ❞
People’s modalities were always of interest to the mage. If you watched how someone conducted themselves, you could predict future actions if you had a sharp enough mind. It was particularly helpful when there was a threat present, but from what she could tell, there wasn’t one here. It was bad for business to threaten people in your shop, and the man seemed to have his wits about him. Still, she watched intently as he moved about the room.
Yennefer drummed her fingers against the top of her forearm as she thought. Threat or no, you don’t walk around flaunting a weak spot, so she didn’t mention that she hadn’t the slightest clue what a rifle was. “Blades– that's where my skills lie. Nothing too heavy, and I’d prefer to have a free hand if need be. I like to be able to multitask, you see.”
She had a vague idea of what she wanted, but there was no telling what similarities laid between her realm and this one. There was a strange sense of comfort as her eyes swept the racks and shelves of the shop, before they settled back on him. He was watching her the same way that she was watching him. She liked that; it meant she was dealing with someone who had a brain. There were a surprising amount of people in this town who seemed to be lacking in that area. Mirroring his actions, she leaned her elbows on the case nearest her with a grin. “Easy enough request, so I’m sure you can help me find something.”
picturedspells:
Catra blushed bright red at Midna’s giggle, feeling even more embarrassed, but xe hoped the dark of the night before them hid xir flushed cheeks. Xe cleared xir throat, trying not to let it get to xem.
“That does sound beautiful,” xe said, once the embarrassment had faded a bit. “People who are afraid of the dark are usually not the best ones to take judgement from anyway.”
Catra swallowed, not making eye contact as Midna became more serious. “Yeah, I’ve got… I’ve got my Adora back home. I mean- my girlfriend,” they said. “I mean, there’s friends too, I guess. Her friends sort of accepted me into their-” Catra made a face, clearly showing her disdain for the words they were about to say “best friend squad. But Adora’s the one I want to get back to the most. She’s…” everything to me.
Midna shrugged off xer comment. At this point, she couldn’t, or wouldn't, judge people who were scared of the dark. It was natural in Hylians and humans alike. She supposed it could’ve been part of the curse the goddesses put on her people so long ago— to not only cast them out, but to make everyone afraid. She didn’t like that notion.
“That's a pretty name,” Midna replied softly. “She sounds like a wonderful person. Missing her must… I know what its like to miss someone like that.”
She didn’t say anything else for a little while, her hands playing with the soft fabric of her skirt. “I won’t say it gets easier, because it doesn't. But you learn how to cope. Funny enough, this place brought me back to the person I was missing, so maybe it’ll bring her here for you too.”
wickedpotions:
RIVER DIDN’T HAVE A FAMILIAR FACE . that was the issue . The reason why Bill’d recognized her the moment she’d walked in . There was something about her that stood out , that made her different than anyone else . ( And yes she was hot but it wasn’t just that . Bill wasn’t that lonely , though she’d always had a thing for older women ) . She wished the Doctor was here so she could pester them . She would the minute she tracked them down , and maybe even get a direct answer about who River Song was . But for now , she had a River who didn’t know the Doctor to deal with .
❝ Honestly , I think I can only find my way around cuz the Doctor was my professor and tutor , so I vaguely understand how their mind works . Key word on vaguely . ❞ The rugs and paintings . Rugs should be over by the furniture but they wouldn’t be . No . They’d be by the bedroom trinkets - nightstand books , clocks , etc . So Bill started off that way . ❝ Are you decorating your home ? ❞
River raised an eyebrow when Bill mentioned the fact the Doctor was both her professor and tutor, but said nothing of it. She had always wanted to be a professor herself, but here she was: in The Middle of Nowhere, Wales. She laughed a bit at the other’s wit. River understood the sentiment after only having been around the Doctor for a little while, and she couldn’t imagine what it would be like to have to deal with them all the time (though she’d like to).
“Flat, but yes, I am. I got to town quite recently, and the little box feels far too empty to be anything remotely near comfortable.” River followed as Bill walked, and eyed everything on display. She was finding it to be much easier to focus on the actual objects on sale this time round. Remembering what the Doctor had asked on her first visit, she figured she would give Bill a bit of guidance, “I don’t have a particular theme or anything. Just pieces with some nice character to them.”
"I think you know how to love better than any of us. That’s why you find it all so painful.”꧁Sallow Hills mumu꧂Cecil Palmer & Sasha James & Sam Winchester
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