My (week Late) Birthday Gift To Ogerpon Is That I Actually Found The Motivation To Draw For The First

Ivy from PokeRogue!

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i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

courtney you FUCK

left my team like this with only like 5 mons - had to do Maxie immediately after but Gholdengo only needed 1 NP to sweep lol

seriously not even W95 Ivy gave me half the trouble this (robot?) woman and her 60+y/o dad did

i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

Darned if Dark Souls 2 didn't summarize American politics...

Here's one for all you Pokémon nerds.

A while back I saw someone ask if it was possible to OHKO a level 100 Pokémon with a level 1 Pokémon. The answer to that was, indeed, yes. There are some incredibly frail pokemon out there with almost non existent defensive stats that even at level 100, pale to other mons at half that level. So I decided to take the question further.

So I posit: is it possible to defeat a level 100 Blissey, the most specially defensive Pokémon to exist, in a single hit from a level 1 special attacker? I grabbed a friend and we got on Showdown to test the idea.

Lo and behold, the fruits of our labor:

Everything done in this replay is completely possible in-game.

Folks on this site are posting long-winded character analyses of some guy named “Silver” with zero context and I genuinely cannot tell whether they’re talking about Black Sails or Sonic the Hedgehog.

watching Sonic 3 finally [completely legal means™️] and...

○ Stone being Stone

there is no fucking way they're still not gay yet what?

○ can't forget Robotnik just tearing into Stone's shirt

○ Robotnik mentions "all possible genders"

○ R's reaction to Stone being tied up

○ Stone just overcome with emotion -- bonus points for Eggman himself calling it jealousy

also the site i found it on had everyone losing their mind at the shot of Super!Sonic & Shadow and frankly i can't blame them

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start seeing a few of the same dependable websites popping up, and you can just bookmark those websites instead. (for downloads, you'll need to torrent with a vpn, which is a whole separate and beautiful thing)

yeah but then i pose a risk of my parents coming home and seeing me do nothing... will save this advice for when that's not an issue anymore though

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.