My Dad Said He'd Kick Me Into Outer Space, I Said Thank You Cuz I Can Meet Obi-Wan Kenobi!

My dad said he'd kick me into outer space, I said thank you cuz I can meet Obi-Wan Kenobi!

His response;

My dad: Hell no, Obi-Wan would say youre like Anakin and tell ya to get lost-

Me: Oh! So I'm like Anakin, huh? Am I gunna kill a whole bunch of younglings?

My dad: shut the fuck up

Me: Your not being very jedi like

My dad: Shut up, you're the one who's Anakin

I didnt know how to tell him I'm actually in love with Anakin but also want to be him... dear lord, my poor father

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Qui-gon and Obi-wan

girl….can we just have one platonic relationship between an older gay character and a younger gay character please s'il vous plaît por favor


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1 year ago

P LE ASE

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

3 years ago

One of us is setting something on fire. Whether it'd be on accident or not, really depends on the week.

your tumblr icon is now your roommate, how's everything? :)


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2 months ago

Bbg I’ll help you hide the body then be on my knees in the passenger seat

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4 years ago
I’ve Seen A Lot Of Posts On My Dash Tonight About Users Who Are Threatening Suicide, With Other Tumblr

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

3 years ago

I apologize in advance..for the people who followed me for star wars.. and now see these fuckers floating around my blog. I JUST. MMMM MENTALLY DAMAGED CHARACTERS BON APPETIT

I Apologize In Advance..for The People Who Followed Me For Star Wars.. And Now See These Fuckers Floating
I Apologize In Advance..for The People Who Followed Me For Star Wars.. And Now See These Fuckers Floating
I Apologize In Advance..for The People Who Followed Me For Star Wars.. And Now See These Fuckers Floating

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4 years ago

any mention of black lives matter has disappeared off my dashboard so i thought y'all might want to know that police stormed a peaceful vigil in memory of elijah mcclain, attacking mourners with pepper spray. families were there. children were affected. this movement isnt over just because it's no longer trendy.

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