My Answer Depends Entirely On Which Slug We’re Talking About.

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A SNACK AND THEY SMILE AT YOU ARE THEY A GOLDFISH

ALL THE APPS KEEP TRYING TO GET ME INTO BIMBO CORE THAT IS NOT MY ARC RIGHT NOW

“How long have you been doing this?”

A WHILE - and i intend to continue for multiple hours

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

Heyyyyyy... You Seem Really Cool lol........ Are You Single!?!?!?!?

going to hobby lobby just to pick up all the bits that fall off the fake plants and putting them in funky jars

Not for long.

Is Joey from friends house more real than luigis mansion? Is the opposite true? Are they both equally real or not real?

JOEY FROM FRIENDS HOUSE WAS CONSTRUCTED AS A SET THAT ONE COULD TRAVERSE WITH THEIR PHYSICAL BODY BUT IT WAS NEVER ACTUALLY A HOUSE IT WAS ONLY THE ILLUSION OF A HOUSE

JOEYS HOUSE AND LUIGIS MANSION ARE CLOSE IN TERMS OF RELATIVE METAPHYSICAL MASS BUT JOEYS HOUSE HAD A PARTIAL PHYSICAL MANIFESTION WHICH MAKES IT MORE REAL

It’s already Sunday somehow and now it’s Monday I think time isn’t real

Do you celebrate Christmas? Did you get anything cool?

I was born in southern America. Christmas is in my bones whether I want it to or not. It’s been drilled into my subconscious since birth-

I got a few cool things, but it all pales in comparison to the pure artistry that is:

The Official Garfield Pillow Pet

Look at my boy; He becometh flat!