LETS TALK BATTLE STRATEGIES
scout: left flanker. his sole job is to occupy the spy whenever he catches him, and to never let up unless he is dead. this was a lot harder in the beginning. scout has since learned many of spy's dirty tricks to more effectively use them against the man. it is now a rare day that the red spy can just absolutely demolish scout, unless he is simply having a horrible day. their deaths are normally equal to each other, but when they aren't the "winner" will hold it over the other's head come the end of day.
soldier: roamer. a career opportunist, he will annihilate anything that is even remotely out of position with little care as to who it is. that is, when he's actually doing his job on the field. i digress. uses the freedom he has in his position on the field to go where he is most needed via rocket jump. the red team simply cannot afford to not look up if the soldier is on the field or they will die to him more than they want to admit. sometimes he will place himself on the front lines, but not for long. just long enough to take out the biggest threat.
pyro: permanently on the front lines. pyro will never leave the point, the payload, or whoever's carrying intel. they will stay exactly there and do everything they can to defend the team's standing until the time runs out. will only use the phlog if they know the doctor will be spread thin, otherwise they are a savant with the air blast and usually can't risk the team's success running a different flamethrower. normally, because pyro situates themselves on the front lines, the doctor is generous with the medigun for them, but pyro is always operating with the knowledge that the doctor will leave them to die if it gets too choppy on the front lines.
demo: demo will follow one of the two flankers as backup. he prefers to follow scout, because scout makes lovely bait to take out a solid chunk of the red team with. and it's like they forget this little trick every time they pull it. demo also enjoys tossing the bostonian a bomb or two to hit with his bat. he forgets how accurate the kid is with spheres. it's quite humorous in the moment, but the humor of it will pull him out of his focus and generally get him killed. but they won't get him again that way, because that's when he will go back spy up. and his only job for spy is to cause as big of a distraction as possible so spy can slip behind them and start racking up the bodies.
heavy: it is rare that you will find heavy not on the front lines, usually directly behind pyro and the doctor. as long as they are not having to concern themselves with intel, this trio's job is to stay directly on the point or directly beside the payload and push it as absolutely far as they can before they die. but, when he does die, and is having to make the grueling trip back to the point or the payload, if engineer didn't already move the teleporter in a more convenient location, then he will absolutely take out anyone on the enemy team who's getting a little too brave and a little too close to their spawn room. targets the red medic because he thinks it’s funny.
engineer: dell will never say he is an aggressive fighter, because that would make him a big fat liar. he will always be solidly located on the backlines, surrounded by his machines. and the spy hardly makes it that far back anymore to give him any real grief. however, the moment he gets too big for his britches that red spy is entirely too good at catching him off guard, and he ends up having to start from square one far too late into the round. he has learned that he will probably never be what the red team calls his counterpart-- a "battle engineer". frankly, he doesn't want to be, either.
medic: the doctor will always be sandwiched between his power classes, keeping them both alive for as long as possible, but not without getting his own damage in. takes damage output seriously when it comes to his quota. uses his patients’ bodies as cover to fire his own shots. confident in his melee ability, and cocky about his finesse. this does usually lead to him overestimating his own ability and getting caught where he shouldn’t be; and his team is never happy to have to get him out of dodge. the sheepish grin he offers is grating when he’s caught not doing his job.
sniper: there is not much variation in his job. he goes somewhere, preferably out of plain sight, he shoots the rifle, he tries not to die to the spook or a stray shot; and he takes out the enemy sniper when he’s becoming a nuisance to the team. all of these things been a lot easier since scout was put on spy duty, so now he feels like he can do what he’s meant to do— shoot moving targets from far away. and he’s never sure how this happens, but somehow he can and will attract half of his team to his exact location. it brings a lot of chaos to his immediate vicinity and he can’t focus, so he moves. and they follow. eventually he gives up.
spy: right flanker, but he will take an opportunity to sew chaos in the heat of the firefight. never stays in the heat of battle long, particularly when it comes to grabbing intelligence, which is where he feels his skills shine, but if he’s slipping by and a member of the red team isn’t paying attention… yeah he’ll get a quick backstab. grab a headshot where he can, let the team deal with the fallout as he continues to move. targets the red medic because he hates him. the doctor doesn’t leave the battlefield with his head attached very often if he’s a number on spy’s quota.
I'm the anon who requested the sniper spidey-sense fic, and let me just say
I am absolutely in love with the fic. I've read it twice now
Just-
JSOAKJAOXDJSNANO
I need that gangly mf
Literally tysm for writing it- I'm such a loser over that crocodile dundee parody
I am happy you enjoyed it! 🤍
Without you, it wouldn't exist. It was a fun idea and I had a lot of fun writing this one
Hehe, can't blame you! Sniper is an amazing character!
Thank you for such kind words dear anon, I appreciate it 🫰✨️
Hello! I saw your posters and they are awesome! Are you making ones with BLU team as well?
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS????
Thank you so much!! I’m planning on making some strictly BLU team posters, but I do have a couple under the cut already made with some BLU members :] I just like the color red
My Blue Blood
Science Party
Blu Spy is in the back!!
He’s blue; IT COUNTS I SWEAR
My oc Vernon
Femswap
Yip yap yap yap yip
💙BLU Scout's ma moodboard 👠
Okay, so me and my friend enjoy your writing, and on behalf of my friend I was suppose to ask if it was possible to do like a sniper x spy or heavy x medic. But we understand if you can't so you can just pick one of the mercs and do it x gender fluid reader.
Also, from both of us, don't overwork yourself to burn out.
[Yoo! Thank you so much for this request! I'm glad you and your friend like my writing and my art! And thank you I will take breaks! Again thank you for liking what I'm doing! It means a lot! Have a nice reading!💀💙]
Birds, Bears and blood
◇ TF2 Heavy x Medic
◇ unexpected additional merc appearance
◇ gore and blood. Like- a lot.
The day started surprisingly calm. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and as usual, Pyro was trying to set their room on fire. Heavy and Medic were sitting together in the common room. Heavy was reading his book while the Medic calmly rested his head on his lap. Ah. What a peaceful day it is. And nothing will-
...nevermind. Medic stood up, Heavy put his book away, and picked up the phone.
"Hello?-"
"Heavy! Thank god! Finally someone picked up! I was calling Spy, Pyro, Sniper- heck even Scout!None of them answered the phone. Listen, I have important job for you"
"A job huh. Continue, Heavy is listening"
"Alright. Phew- so. Tonight there is a ball organized in tribute to the death of Tom Jones by his fans. One of those fans is Blutarch's new investors. All you need to know about them is that they want to use Tom Jones' death as an advantage to manipulate their fans and believe me when I say his fans are capable of taking over the word for him, that's why the Administrator wants them gone. So? What are you saying?"
"Hm. Heavy is not sure if he can do it alone..."
"Can I make a suggestion?" Medic moved closer to the phone, with his hand on the Heavy's shoulder.
"I might have overhead the conversation anddd I'll gladly volunteer to go with the Heavy. This will be a great opportunity for me to gain new limbs on the way back!”
"Well...if Heavy has nothing against it-"
"Doctor can go."
"Alright! I will send you details soon. See you soon guys"
Heavy looked at Medic as he put the phone away.
"Getting a new limbs? Doctor could make a better excuse just to go out with me"
Medic smirked.
"Oh come on Misha, It was a good professional excuse. Besides you know I need extra set of limbs after Socut drove van with my supplies into the river"
Heavy chukled as he shook his head.
"Fine fine. Prepare yourself Doc. From what I hear this mission will be hard and ridiculous"
Two hours later, Heavy and Medic arrived at the ball. Everyone were wearing Tom Jones clothes, and so were they.
"This makes our work difficult. Miss Pauling didn't give us much of a description of BLU's investors, only thing that we know is that they will wear blue hats"
"We will find zhem, don't you worry. We know they plan to convince everyone during their big speech. We still have some time for ourselves"
"We need to remember this is still a mission..."
"Alright alright. But later you owe me a dance"
After a while, everyone gathered around the large stage. Heavy and Medic remained to the side. Four people approach him and put on blue bowler hats. This is when Medic and Heavy were ready to get behindthe stange, but someone unexpected aproched them.
"Hey there fellas! Whatcha doin' here?"
"Scout? What are you doing here?" Medic asked.
"It's a Tom Jones memorial party, how I could I not go? But you still didn't answer my question"
"We are here to shoot those four little baby man but we need to-"
"I got it!" Scout took his pistol out and with two quick shoots, he manage to shoot one of the BLU investors.
" ...-quietly." Heavy sighed as people began to panic and scream, running away.
"GUARDS!" One of the investors shouted. Soon guards in blue uniforms started to surround them.
"Uhh. Sorry fellas"
"Keep your cheep apology to yourself"
"Wait. I recognise you three! You work for RED! Lock them up!"
One of the guards approached Medic, but Heavy pushed them away with one powerful blow. Another decided to shoot the Heavy in the head, but Medic took out a bone saw and in the last second he stabbed them in the chest. That's when the radio started playing the biggest and best masterpiece Tom Jones had ever created.
"Misha, remember? You owe me a dance."
Heavy smirked and cracked his knuckles.
"Let's dance then Doc."
Soon Heavy and Medic together started to beat the hell out of people. Blood was everywhere. When someone was trying to attack, they only meet their doom. What a dance! Limbs were thrown around everywhere, as both of them started at each other with wide smiles, holding hands, knowing they have each others back.
Scout was there too I guess.
The investors saw this and started to run away, but Heavy and Medic chased after them. They manage to get one of them, killing him quickly, leaving only two. They ran after them to the roof, Medic was faster than Heavy, so he quickly caught up with them. He started fighting with one of them, but he shooting him in the shoulder, the Medic reacted quickly, cutting off his arm. They both rolled to the edge, almost falling, but Medic kicked him in the chest, causing his target to fall off the roof. The last one was left. At that moment, a helicopter appeared and took the investors away.
"Haha! You won't get me now-"
This when he noticed that his transport isn't moving. He looked down to noticed Heavy holding on helicopter, preventing it from flying away. Medic quickly throw his bonesaw at pilot, cutting his head off. Heavy finally let helicopter go, without a pilot, it started to fly high up, shaking left and right. Investor couldn't hold on long enough, so he jumped out with his parachute. Everything would be great untill helicopter started to fall down and t cut him into pieces with his propeller. Heavy covered Medic when it fall down next to them.
Soon both of them looked at each other, covered in blood.
"Well. This isn't the worst date we been on" Medic joked. Heavy giggled and picked Medic up.
"Are you alright? Your shoulder-"
"I'm fine. How about you?" Medic put his hand on Heavy's cheek.
Both of them smiled and soon kissed, with happiness knowing their partner is alright. Heavy gently hold Ludwigs hand, smiling. Medic put his head on Mishs's chest chuckling.
This is when Scout run up, and stared at them with eyes wide open.
"What the hell happened in here?!"
Medic and Heavy looked at him, rolling their eyes.
"Nothing. We finished the mission" Heavy replied.
"Now Scout, since you are here, help me collect the least damaged limbs and put them into my truck! Just remember you won't drive it this time!"
"Ughhh. Why do I always get the grossest part of work." Scout said while doing down the stairs.
They finally returned to base, Medic and Heavy were rewarded, while Scout had to explain everything to Miss Pauling. Both of the layed down on couch, resting close to each other.
"You know what? It wasn't that bad"
"Yes. But Misha promises the Doctor that next time we will spend the evening in a more peaceful way"
Medic smiled and layed his head back on Heavy's lap.
"I know we will, meain libieling"
They both lay down close to each other, glad they can finally rest in peace. Together...
[Anddd there you go! Hope you liked it! I'm not into shipping mercs too much but I hope you enjoyed this story!💀🌌]
- Reader x TF2 Characters- Romantic/Crush/Platonic
- TF2 x TF2 Characters- Platonic/Crush/Romantic
- TF2 Characters headcanons + interactions [like Spydad etc.]
Side note: If you send me requests please write if you want them to be Romantic/Crush or Platonic . Thank you ♡
NSFW, s€x with any characters, topics that are uncomfortable for me.
by adornedwithlight
> BLU and RED Medic headcanons [When they catch feelings for someone]
> TF2 Engineer x Reader headcanons [crush,romantic]
> TF2 Vampire Sniper x Reader Headcanons [crush]
> TF2 Mercs reacting to S/O going missing - Scout, Solider, Sniper, Spy, Engineer [platonic, romantic]
> TF2 Mercs - Apologising s/o after an argument- [platonic, romantic]
> TF2 Scout reunion with reader who was a friend in his past Headcanons [platonic, Male Trans! FTM Reader 🏳️⚧️]
> TF2 Sniper x Reader Marriage headcanons [romantic]
> Seat saved for you: TF Mercs and GenderNeutral!Reader - [platonic,family dynamic]
> Mission, father Spydad action story [Spy and Scout, platonic]
> 𝖶𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗉𝗌𝖾 TF2 Sniper Fic [warning: angst, mentions of death, blood,respawn effect ]
> Red duo - Heavy [x]and Medic [Come on. You know what]
> Bush with flowers - Sniper x reader [crushing on Sniper]
✩Sniper:
> Rookie and a professional - Sniper x Masculine reader [crush, romantic]
> Hunting for sunset - Sniper x Masculine Reader [romantic]
> TF2 Vampire Sniper x Reader Headcanons [crush]
> Warning shots - Sniper x GN!Reader [crush]
> TF2 Sniper x Reader Marriage headcanons [romantic]
✩Medic:
> Unusual Medical care - Medic x reader [platonic]
> Heart in the pocket - Medic x Masculine Reader [crush]
> Bloody dance - Medic x reader [romantic]
> Birds, Bears and blood - Heavy x Medic [romantic, platonic[?]]
> Not so fast surgery - Medic and Scout [platonic]
> Little Taube - Medic and Niece reader [platonic, family dynamic]
> Not so deferent - HCTrans!Medic x Trans Reader 🏳️⚧️ [romantic]
✩Spy:
> Ma petite fleur - Spy x Reader [crush, romantic]
> Ma petite fleur: Garden - Spy x Reader [romantic]
> Mind and body- BLU Spy mini-story
✩Engineer:
> Workin' with love - Engineer x reader [crush, sligthly romantic]
> Engineer x Reader Headcanons [crush/romantic]
✩Pyro:
> Fire and smoke - Pyro x reader [romantic]
✩Heavy:
> Ropes and Dingos - Heavy mini-story
> Birds, Bears and blood Heavy x Medic [come on. You know what.]
✩Scout:
> Hard to ask - Scout x reader [crush]
> Mission, father - Scout and Spy [Spydad action story]
> Not so fast surgery - Medic and Scout [platonic]
✩Demoman:
> Aye got my eye on you - Demoman x reader [crush, slightly romantic]
Oh hey, I missed one.
Tell me, what cake do you like? If you don’t like cake then what pastry do you like? If you don’t like pastries then uh tell me your fav food pls pls
Hey there anon!
I do like cake! I love chocolate cake :]
But also cakes my mum makes, they are simple cakes with a lot of fruits like rasperys!
I also like good old homemade apple pie🍎
Seat saved for you
◇ Team Fortress characters 7th comic timeline and GenderNeutral!Reader - [platonic,family dynamic]
Your breath puffed in faint clouds, as the sun was slowly hiding behind mountains of snow. You walked through a neighbourhood, gazing at houses decorated on Smissmas with bright lights and other plastic holiday-themed decorations. You hold a small letter addressed specifically to you from your old friend, Scout, or now, Jeremy Willis, who was inviting you to join and celebrate holidays this year. You couldn't show up on previous ones, you worked alongside Miss Pauling, helping her get rid of even the smallest connection mercs ever had with the TF industry. You spend over six years helping them, just so they can live normal lives. After long years of destroying the past, you were happy to enjoy the future.
When you got that letter, you answered, promising to show up.
A cold wind was blowing the at back of your neck, as you slowly raised your hand to knock on doors. You waited, ready for someone to open them, tapping your foot over the wooden porch, in the meantime checking if you had everything on you, soon doors opened, and you couldn't stop smiling knowing you'd get to see them again, after seven years.
◇ ◇ ◇
"Oh hey! It's You !" Jeremy opened the door, welcoming you with a wide smile on his face "Get in here, you big dummy"
"Hello there Jeremy! I am late?" You asked.
Fortunately for you, they were just getting started. You put away your coat and presents you brought for others and change your boots, not wanting to dirty the floor with wet shoes. Scout led you to the living room from which loud sounds of laughter were heard. As you walked, you listened to your friend, thanking you for showing up and sticking around for so long. You sparkled with joy at every word he was saying, still in disbelief at how much this loud boy had grown.
"Alright c'mon before this gets embarrassin' " you smirked, knowing it kinda already did.
"Miss Pauling brought us a turkey! But just remember...-"
Both of you stepped into the warm bright light of the room, it blinded you for a moment, but when your eyes adjusted, you saw them all sitting around a large table with a smile on each familiar face. Not the fake one. No. It was the true smile of joy, happiness, freedom, ...of life.
It was something..... that even the most positive words could not describe.
"We couldn't' have done any of this without you."
...you?
You stood there, eyes slowly filling with tears as wide smile showed up on you face. You stared at Scout, who was pointing at saved seat for you, waiting for you to sit down and join them. You walked up to him...and gave him big hug.
"Thank you..." you wishpered, before letting him go.
You sat down, and noticed a man sitting on your left next to you. Was it-
"I see you finally decided to join us"
It was Spy. You tried hard not to freak out, or scream in joy, so you just cracked wide stupid smile.
Everyone started do what they did best, the started to talk loudly, asking you many questions about you job, life, family, everything! You were happy to meet in person their family members, little girl named Tanya was the first one to introduce herself and invited you to play with them. Other kids swarmed you like bee's, wanting all your attention to themselves. So did Pyro, who was holding your arm close to their chest, expressing how much they missed you. Fortunately you were saved by Heavy, who invited you for a drink alongside Medic, Demo, Engi and Sniper. Later Solider pulled you aside to introduce you to his children [with interesting choice of names] and his loving wife Zhanna, who gave you death threat if you try to look at her man in any funny way. At least she gave you strong handshake. Later Heavy's youngest sister Bronislava handed you over some pictures she took, from simple selfies to group photos with men you used to work with but never stop beeing friends with.
◇ ◇ ◇
Hours passed but for you it didn't matter. Time was not a thing when you were with them all, enjoying every second of chaotic energy they brought to this room. Scout was more than happy to see how you and his kids bonded, especially after you told them stories about how their father saved your life many times, how they beat up the bad guys and uncovered secrets together. For the little ones it was one check of a fairly tale, but for you it was your past. Then loud booming was heard outside, as sky sparkled with colors.
"Fireworks!" Kids shouted as they run past you, pining their face to the window and watching with aw how sky lights up on many different colors. As kids watched you sneak away, to join the adults in the living room, to take a break. Spy poured some water in your glass, and handed it to you with gentle smile. You took a sip and looked around, memories coming back to you. It was a long time ago.... wasn't it?
Well
This party just like every party will end, but memories from it will stay in your mind, sorry but you won't forget those nine morons in a lonnggggg time ha! Enjoy this party, even if you have to know it will end eventually, because this won't go on forever... but long enough to make fantastic moment that soon you'll be calling memories.
At that moment Scout rased his glass and shouted "Wishing you Merry Smissmas everyone!"
Team shouted with joy as you joined them, with bright smile on your face, feeling lucky to meet this team all those years ago.
hope you're doing good, anyway six-year old Ana
I just wanna pick her up
Look at her :]✨️
No thoughts behind those eyes
Hiii I do not know who you are but you just suddenly appeared on my dash a few hours ago and now I wanna be frens :]
Oh!
Hello there new friend!
I am just simple beginning writer/artist who likes war hat themed hat simulator and write/draw silly things with them :]
War themed hat simulator writer. Yes I write Team Fortress 2 fanfics, deal with it📃📎
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