Shit Has Me Stimming Uncontrollably Sometimes I Think About The Unabomber And I Think Wow He Sucked Donkey

status update hope my next breath is my last 🫶

JESUS CHRIST

I know what you are

(you know who I am)

I just fell to my knees

Bazinga

I cast TESTICULAR TORSION! hopefully you will reconsider referencing sheldon cooper in my presence next time

unknown artist

everyone comparing the winter king to spamton as if he isnt the embodiment of mettaton is dissapointing

unpopular opinion, i'm sick of seeing philip's face (i hate him)

im just not someone who can like a character over looks alone

Greetings!

𖥔‧₊˚ ⊹ ♑︎☀︎ ♏︎☪︎ ♏︎↑ 𖥔‧₊˚ ⊹

helloe i'm Lazarus, but you can call me za or zaza

i'm 20 years old, and i'm nonbinary, and as you can prolly tell I am autistic as shit! (I also have ptsd but idk if that's worth getting into here)

I post every once in a blue moon (haha) about anything i'm currently fixating on

My interests include:

sally face

philosophy

adventure time

astrology

sonic the hedgehog

weed LMAO

hannibal

paranormal things

horror content in general

legends of zelda

sea life (certain creatures make me giggle)

homestuck

invader zim + jthm

metal

castlevania

death and the stages of decomposition

stardew valley :3

art history

and many other things i'm either too lazy to write or just can't think of at the moment!

as of right now, my current fixation is sally face.

feel free to send me asks! I do enjoy answering them

unfortunately, I have a habit of going silent for long periods of time :( please do not take this personally, as i'm a spoonie

this blog isnt for anything specific, its just my main and i dont see the point in making a million different accounts

basic dni criteria + dni christians (You will get hardblocked) (it's on sight)

*throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coconut at you* *throws a coco-*

ryverbind i would take a bullet for you ryverbind

you have 3 days to complete your mission, jarry lohnson

if you dont give travis some roses immediately im gonna banish you to the shadow relm

😭😭ok ok fine 😭