NO CRITICISM He Has No Ulterior Motives (wants To Give Him The Shits)

People over on Twitter are really mad at you for your Trump post, puki.

They can die, it's okay

can someone draw this but with mrs gibson and larry

Sally face tomodachi life island!!

sally face mod where everything is exactly the same except todd is just entirely replaced by lois

Why does Todd share a color palette with Lois fucking Griffin

Bazinga

I cast TESTICULAR TORSION! hopefully you will reconsider referencing sheldon cooper in my presence next time

please tell me i'm not the only one who thinks he's beekeeping age 😵‍💫

foaming at the mouth

we need more sally face!!!

I got you anon and everyone else who likes Sally Face, just like me 😝😝🙏

I do have a Metal Band Au for Sal (already completely figured out) 🤭 if anyone wants me to post it, let me know if you're interested

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What types of nicknames do they call you the most? + Examples {Sally Face Headcanons}

~Sal Fisher~

"Lovey? Can you come over here for a bit."

"Good morning, sunshine."

"You're doing amazing, sweetheart. I knew you could do it."

"Beloved, I finished the dishes for you so we could watch the movie when you got home. Come on."

"Are you busy, dear? I've been meaning to ask something of you."

~Larry Johnson~

"Come on, babe. We can just stay inside and cuddle. Who'd wanna go outside when you have such an amazing boyfriend by your side?"

"Your cooking will never not amaze me. Like holy cow, muffin!"

"Thank you, honey. I've been meaning to get some snacks soon, but you beat me to it."

"You're the most outstanding person I've ever met, doll."

"Come'n you can do the assignment later, hang out with me instead, hot stuff."

GODDD I NEED TO DISSOLVE HIM IN A VAT OF ACID YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND

doodles figuring out how to draw my favourite rockstar

in my head ghost is an actual 80s cult band in the sf universe and noone can convince me otherwise

ok let's make something very clear: Taylor Swift is not a baddie.

she a spoiled white woman who grew up very wealthy and who's individual carbon footprint is larger than the entirety of some small nations.

you know who is a southern baddie? Dolly Parton.

grew up in absolute poverty in a shack with dirt floors

(TS has a rich family and spent every Xmas in NYC)

modeled her style after the town trollop, who she thought was the most beautiful woman in the world, and embraced her sexuality.

(TS retains the image of the young innocent virgin white girl despite being 35 years old and every one of her songs is about a man)

wrote a song about the stupidity of the American work system

(TS is a billionaire with two private jets)

has supported the queer community for decades even through some of its darkest times like the AIDS crisis

(TS uses the queer community like a prop)

started a scientific organization to help cure viruses like AIDS and that even helped develop the Covid vaccine

(TS made the last superbowl all about her becauses she was dating one of the players)

has run a charity since 1995 that sends millions of books to children in poverty, particularly the rural south where she grew up

(TS has done nothing for the south and its problems despite her southern belle persona)

"But she told off Trump! Thats something!"

Honey thats the absolute bare minimum.

That's telling someone 'bless you' after they sneeze.

That's holding the door open for someone in a wheelchair.

Thats waving back to a little kid when they wave at you.

It takes 0 risk and 0 effort and should not be a point of praise.

"Well her southern fans and sponsors didn't like it."

So? Woman is a billionaire with connections all over the world. She literally doesn't need them.

Bottom line: Taylor Swift remains an egotistical bourgeoisie white cunt who should be known for her pollution levels instead of her mid music.

While Dolly remains the bad bitch she's been since the 1970s.