Jason: You've All Heard Of Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For-

Maybe I understand if you do it when talking about smut but if you do it only when talking about a gay couple or when the couple isn’t doing anything actually sinful than please don’t. Stop associating being gay with doing something wrong

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

A family of raccoons photobombed a wedding photoshoot 

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“Let me be your 6pm dinner date, your all night cuddles, your 2am giggles, your 3am sleepy kisses, your 4am pillow as you sleep, your forever and always.”

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Professor Hob with Cat Dream on a zoom class

The holy trinity of WSJ mentor figures.

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We’re painted red to fit right in

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

for your hands