NUH UH

bro who made this 😭

heres your daily artdump food: JD and Viva

might change my blog name or smth ughh

Wait, I changed my mind

i know you guys are eager for any new TheOtherWoman! updates so here's a sneak peek

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Tried redrawin' it.... (I got mixed feelings about this...)

✋🏾😭

so.....

since my asks are open and I'm lazy y'all can ask me sfw, yes or no questions :p

random headcanons

warnings: slightly suggestive/smut + talking about swallowing transfluid, periods and breeding so pls mdni if you are sensitive to these topics!

(fem!human!reader x cybertronian)

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

I always imagine if cybertronians and humans did have kids it would be like:

Cybertronian + human = humanformers, or

Cybertronian + human = organic-like bot?

humans and cybertronians can breed and you can't tell me otherwise. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Tough transfluid is harmless to the human body, swallowing too much can damage the intestines.

Cybertronians see humans like little pets/hamsters:

easy to kill, fragile, and very very emotional.

I think it's funny to think that you gotta explain to someone like Ratchet or another mech that periods are a normal thing and they just stare at you like: 😨

Do NOT play an type of explicit song when around your cybertronian partner because, they will ask questions, they will do research and they will try to attempt.... *cough* *cough* ... moving on-

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

smut/valveplug, mdni!!!

Do you ever think cybertronians have those intrusive thoughts?

your walls clenching around their spike, begging for them to go faster while they just whisper sweet things into your ear. Saying how tight you are and how good you feel. And speaking of feel your partner always wanted to fill you with their transfluid so you could carry their sparklings and be so round and full with them. Just the thought makes your partner want to fuck you dumb til your begging for them to stop because you feel so overstimulated but they don't even listen to your pathetic whines and whimpers because all that's going through their mind is:

must breed. breed now. must claim. must breed. now.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

damn. that was like my first time writing valveplug 😭

ITS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Places down a mini speaker playing “all i want for Christmas” and leaves

- @askjazz

What is this strange song? I've never heard it before.

Bee's just dancing wildly in the back.

crying, he would be such a mamas boy😭😭😭😭

eventual Mama's boy

Reblog in 20 seconds or this spider will appear in your bed tonight