ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

This is gold lmao

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

At first I thought this was gonna be a middle surgery joke. Like, you know, in that post about duct-taping a barbie doll to even out her boobs and make him into a Ken. Middle surgery.

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

me in middle school: yes of course I am A Boy

also me in middle school:

The sun's so lovely~

東京総合車両センター。

you have been here before

and theres a warmth that wont leave your heart

What a read

A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.

Self portrait

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?