🎶🎵YOURE OUT OF TOUCH! IM OUT OF TIMEEEEE🎶🎵

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

strong women go brrrr

orc mating season has begun

@gallusrostromegalus

Mood

Can my future partner I've never met yet jerk me off in 7/4 pleasepleaseplease it's my favvourite non-standard signature

jerking you off but it has to be a multiple of four strokes

I have to mention how when I got introduced to Genesis' Selling England by the Pound album by my friend, I initially misinterpretted the cover as having frog people in old-style british clothes there because they appeared green in colour, and I though the album's name was Selling England by the Pond

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.