*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
every time i see a post from my beloved mutuals of them at kinokuniya and theres just random nintama paraphernalia just chilling in the wild completely impossibly out of my reach another angel dies btw
she needs an emotionally honest convo with a trusted adult figure in her life STAT
YES absolutely :D and thank you I'm honored to hear that after all these years!!
last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters
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