Bloqbustervideo - King Big Dick Of Fanart Mountain

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

Thierry Mugler Sketches1997

May I please have a fish? Fish cheer me up and I could really use a silly looking fish right now 💙

Hehe why is he so eyes

You get a Longnose Barbel

Hemibarbus longirostris

The Three Princesses of Whiteland - The Queen Did Not Know Him, 1914 (Kay Nielsen)

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

they’ve been forcing us to write “customized notes” on every drink at work and now they’re having store meetings + coaching us on what we can and can’t write bc someone drew a pig on a cop’s coffee and tbh that’s on starbucks for not foreseeing this outcome.

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Color theory: there are several colors

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples: