Seinfeld If It Took Place During The Heian Period

english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

have you ever seen a cybertruck irl

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they’ve been forcing us to write “customized notes” on every drink at work and now they’re having store meetings + coaching us on what we can and can’t write bc someone drew a pig on a cop’s coffee and tbh that’s on starbucks for not foreseeing this outcome.

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

theres something abt those cunty 90s anime men thats so alluring i think it was all the estrogen they were putting in the water

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

Lu Bu and Zhuge Liang 

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Something never changes though