Being A Pro Censorship Ao3 User Is So Insanely Cringe. Either Use The (incredibly Effective And Well

i love posting on here and on blue sky as if im the most popular famous person ever (and dont average 3 notes a post) i am “cringe” but i am free and about to be way more annoying

“yr local cryptid” girl u r 29

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

carbon monoxide isnt real its all madeup to sell those alarms and so you dont act too silly and unique in your own home

guys i have a problem

i dont watch a lot of shows, so i keep finding ships for shows i have no idea about and then just consuming fanfics as if they’re peoples original characters and i just see something from the show and just

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

First entry for Forduary!! I had to double check to see if eyebats were from journal 1 or not, because I confused them for the floating eyeballs lmao 🙃

“when will i grow my rainbow head, dad?”

Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), father with chicks, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia

Photograph by Johan Larson

my life has been soooo much better since i killed myself