Interviewer: Can You Tell Me What Your Relationship With Michael Kaiser Is?

I NEED A FICCCC

AU of the Wayne family history. At the batkids’ insistence, Alfred finally agreed to read them an old, leather-bound book he’d been holding—a memoir of the very first Wayne.

Clearing his throat, Alfred began in his usual calm, measured tone. "Long ago, a celestial being descended from the heavens, landing in a field owned by a struggling farmer. The celestial arrived in a dazzling ship, unlike anything seen on Earth. But the farmer, desperate to survive, dismantled the ship and sold its parts, making himself a fortune. When the celestial discovered what had happened, he was furious and sought out the farmer to demand justice."

The kids leaned in, totally hooked.

Alfred continued, "The farmer, terrified, begged for forgiveness. He promised that one day, his descendant would marry the celestial's firstborn child to atone for his crime. The celestial, after much thought, relented. He gifted the farmer the rest of the ship as dowry. From that moment on, the Wayne family flourished, their wealth growing beyond imagination."

Bruce, who’d been half-listening while skimming through some files on genetic engineering from the Fortress of Solitude, snorted. "Someone clearly had quite an imagination."

Without saying a word, Alfred flipped the book around and held it up for Bruce to see. The smirk faded from Bruce’s face as his eyes landed on the page. There, drawn in faded ink, was a detailed sketch of the ship… emblazoned with a symbol Bruce recognized immediately.

The crest of the House of El.

Alfred straightened, his tone subdued. "It would seem, Master Bruce, that the promise made to Jor-El must now be honored, given that his firstborn son has arrived on Earth."

Bruce froze. He recalled the Fortress’ eccentric behavior toward him and broke out in cold sweat.

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Comfort.

draco: from this moment on, i'm changing my approach to potter.

pansy: to start, it wouldn't hurt to stop calling him potter.

harry, hearing his name from the gryffindor table: what?

draco: a hearing aid would suit your glasses very well, potter. if you're so curious, we were talking about the biggest failures of hogwarts.

harry, muttering: idiot.

pansy: and what was that?

draco: i... i don't know. i panicked!

KAINESS ain’t looking so good rn 🤩🔫

Pairs in Blue Lock that are practically canon

BachiSagi = Bachira looking fondly at Isagi in that one panel and him saying “I love you/aishiteru” to Isagi in his head

NagiReo = these two have their own shoujo manga

RyuSae = the whole u-20 arc is them flirting with each other

And the latest pair to the list, KaiNess = Ness being the one who did Kaiser’s hair and calling the dye a beautiful blue (similar to how “The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?/Tsuki ga kirei desu ne?” is a poetic way of saying “I love you” in Japanese)

Blue Lock’s acronym is literally BL. This should be a shounen ai

Sae & Shidou

Sae: Shidou, you bastard!!! Because of you, I can barely walk and follow the training

Shidou, proud: Thanks

Sae, looking him with hate: Banned from my house!!!

Shidou, panicks: So sorry!!!!!!!!!

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Sae: Shidou, you bastard!!! I told so many times to not leave me hickies. They are a pain in the ass to cover them up

Shidou: Ha. You can´t ban me from your house, we live together

Sae, thinking *Bold of you to assume that i cannot ban you*

Sae: You are banned from the bedroom. From today, you sleep on the couch

Shidou, panicks: SORRY¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Luke castellan

My body's on the line now

I can't fight this time now

I can feel the light shine on my face

Did I disappoint you?

Will they still let me over

If I cross the line?

Take a seat

But I'd rather you not be here for

What could be my final form

Stay your pretty eyes on course

Keep the memories of who I was before

So stay with me because

My body's on the line now

I can't fight this time now

I can feel the light shine on my face

Did I disappoint you?

Will they still let me over

If I cross the line?

The line - twenty one pilots from arcane <3

Ever since I’ve read pjo and learned about Luke characters I CANT help but relate him to this song :<

😭😭😭

Reasons why Bakugo could come back to life (non-exhaustive list):

Eri’s rewind

Chisaki’s overhaul/reassemble

Jeanist stitching things together

Toga using Twice’s Double

Replacing missing parts via regenerative tissue (what AFO did to Toya)

Toya’s healing/regeneration

Shouto’s healing/regeneration

The body modifications that caused Shigaraki’s hair and hands to grow

Energy from wishing that changes fate

Second’s quirk/OFA’s power

Magic of friendship

Timey-wimey stuff

Shonen logic

Reasons why he wouldn’t:

Horikoshi’s trolling us all

I love this 😭

Touya for the first time in his life is not copying Endeavor’s moves (the ones he developed to beat All Might out of jelousy). He’s copying Shouto. You know, the move that uses the HEART as a centre, the one he developed to counter and SAVE his brother. To elevate his father’s technique into something else that’s truly his own. 

Something to affirm his identity and goal. 

Remember how Touya’s fire-power is linked to his emotions? The more he rages, the stronger his fire gets. 

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Imagine if he didn’t turn into a villain but instead a hero, dam he had so much potential ( sad that his body couldn’t handle his quirk 😭😭)

Okay for real, can we talk about how impressive it is that as Dabi’s literally burning himself to a crisp he was able to copy his little brother’s special move MADE SPECIFICALLY TO STOP HIM in like 30 seconds????

not really my idea!! My bestie @frenchbgtt did it with aot (so all applause to her)!

BUT it suits black brothers soo well.. I just can't