Bleedingfromthisworld - SHIMI SHIMI

Harlow Addams fighting against gender dysphoria one cuddle at a time

THEY KNOW WHAT THE MASSES WANT! ALL HAIL THE LESBIAN DIVORCE DRAMA! ALL HAIL OUR MOTHERS RHAENICENT!

national mikey madison day passed last week! hope shes killing it out there and all these movie announcements for her arent an april fools joke i hate yall 😭

You look gay in that outfit (compliment)

If I had a nickel for every time I had a queer ship with white and red hair, they knew each other for all their lives, they broke up because of a different white haired asshole who controls the white haired one's life, and also Ty Tennant was there, I'd have two nickels, which is not much, but I hate that it happened twice.

Somebody send help

Brufjehdjq

I wanna cut my hair again

bc im lookign like i have a fucking mop on my head rn which is ugly fuckly bleh

BRU LIKE

I know ill regret it in the morning

Hwuelp

And i wanna dye it too

But then i need to bleach it

I mean i have bleach here but i dyed it black before that so

Wjfibefiwj

Not that my hair turns green again

Last time it was shrek green

Shit was the worst colour i ever had

Worser than the hot pink

But then the question is also if i bleach it what colour should i dye it

I got so many colours

Like if u go thru my bathroom door and look to the left the first thing u see is dye and bleach

HOTD-Modern AU

Aegon has been caught trying to buy stuff in his father's computer. The only thing he could come up withas an excuse was that he was trying to download Minecraft to play with Daeron while his little brother is in boarding school.

To make it believable Aegon shows Viserys how to play. His dad is unimpressed until he finds out tou can build stuff.

It is a success and has the unitended consequence of Viserys enjoying the game a bit too much and inviting his best friends to play with him.

Lyonel is retired and has nothing better to do. Otto, although retired, will take any chance to get a bit of his influence back. Rhaenys forced Corlys to go and socialise with people instead of tinkering the whole day with his boat.

Things go out of hand soon. By the time Lyonel voiced the moral quandry of messing with the villagers both Otto and Corlys already had enslaved them, and were breeding them for the best trades. They have monopolized the emeralds, their power is getting to their heads.

Viserys is very damn excited to fight the Ender dragon and would like for his friends to focuss and follow the plan.

Corlys has been exploring the sea and raiding underwater temples.

Otto has built a light tower and is mining his heart away (he sells the diamonds for outrageous trades but it's still better than searching for them yourself).

Lyonel is just happy to keep his animals and build them little houses and penns.

Aegon doesn't know how he ended up having to hang out every Sunday morning with a bunch of sixty year olds, but now he is too invested to back out. (Viserys gives him pocket money afterwards because he forgets Aegon is no longer fifteen so it works out)

I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.

Wednesday holds up a bloody denim jacket: Tanaka, taste some of this blood to aid us in identifying the suspect

Yoko: Okay, first, ask me nicer. Second, I don't have to lick it, I can just smell it.

Enid: Wednesday, let me do it. I'm the werewolf.

Yoko: Whats that supposed to mean? You think you can smell blood better than a vampire?

Enid: Bestie, you could be the Queen of the Damned, and I would still sniff it better.

Yoko snatches the jacket out of Wednesday's hands: She didn't ask you, she asked the QUALIFIED blood expert

Enid grabs the sleeve of the jacket: Expert? Ajax gave you cow blood and you didn't even notice!

Yoko: Let go before you vom all over it, light weight

Enid: Don't worry, I'll aim for those Nike knock offs instead

Wednesday watches silently as Enid and Yoko fall to the ground wrestling for the jacket

Divina: Thanks for inviting me, Addams. Wanna Reese's cup?

Yoko: MUTT

Enid: HAG