"sex Scenes Have No Narrative Purpose" Is Such A Funny Take On So Many Levels. People Will Really Believe

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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More Posts from Blazingquill and Others

8 years ago

im going strong

Vorkosigan Saga Characters as Onion Headlines, Part One

Cordelia

I Have A Huge Crush On My Captor

Vanquished Foe’s Skull Makes Surprisingly Bad Wine Goblet 

Aral

Area Man Going To Go Ahead And Consider That A Date

I’m Not One Of Those Insecure Generals Who Needs To Win A Lot Of Battles

Congress Members Spend Afternoon Drawing Pictures Of Their Dream Capitals

Bothari

Military Now Considering Limiting Soldiers With Severe PTSD To 3 Combat Tours

Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation

Army Holds Annual ‘Bring Your Daughter To War’ Day

Kou

Man’s Insecurities Versatile Enough To Be Projected Onto Any Situation

Serg

Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being

Man Announces Plan To Take Out Anger On First Less Powerful Person He Sees

Ges

Dating Profile Flatly States Man Looking For Someone He Can Control

Rulf 

Buddy System Responsible For Additional Death

Ezar

Family Infighting Apparent In Funeral Guest Book

Kareen Vorbarra

Area Woman’s Safety Net Braces For Another Impact

Geopolitical Balance Of Power Somehow Unaffected By Death Of Princess

Padma

Near-Death Experience Followed By Right-On-The-Money Death Experience

8 years ago
Andromeda’s Golden Worlds - Series 1
Andromeda’s Golden Worlds - Series 1
Andromeda’s Golden Worlds - Series 1
Andromeda’s Golden Worlds - Series 1

Andromeda’s Golden Worlds - Series 1

This is something I’ve been wanting to do ever since the game was announced - space propaganda location posters for all of the habitable worlds. Now that I’ve finally finished the story, I can get started on them!

This is series 1 with Eos, Havarl, Voeld, and H-047C. Series 2 will cover Elaaden, Kadara, Habitat-7, and Aya (feel like it belongs in the lineup).

Prints available at my Society6 store if anyone wants!

8 years ago

I can't look at this right now but I want to later

Mass Effect Tribute

Hey, guys! With only EIGHT more days until Mass Effect: Andromeda comes out, I thought it would be nice to take a step back and remember the games that got us this far. Here are five of the best tributes to Mass Effect I’ve ever seen! (Watch the first one last for the most feels)

This one to make you cry:

This one to make you smile:

This one to make you remember:

This one to make you laugh:

And this one to get you PUMPED UP!

Here’s to another great journey to come! Be seeing you in Andromeda!

5 months ago
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️
✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️

✨️This Group Is Full Of Weirdos!✨️

When I started this Oracle Cards project in January, I wanted to create 10 cards with all of the companions and origin characters (all of the cards have been updated since I first showed them!).

Well, mission completed, but I'm not ready to say goodbye to this series, and I am going to create 4 more cards with my(and probably your) favorite NPCs.


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7 years ago

I am very impressed by this person's art

May The Force Be With Her - Created By Jacob Sparks
May The Force Be With Her - Created By Jacob Sparks
May The Force Be With Her - Created By Jacob Sparks

May the Force Be With Her - Created by Jacob Sparks

Prints available for sale on Society6.

8 months ago
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together
THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together

THE MIGHTY NEIN: Alone & Together

For @kermit-coded Happy Birthday!!!


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9 years ago

My kid cousin, all of 11 years old, called me up sobbing today. I had about 50 horrifying reasons popping up in my head when he stopped crying enough to ask one question

“Cap’s not Hydra, right?”

A bit of background on why this made sense to me: My cousin was 3 when me and my brother bought him a cute Captain America hoodie. He was 5 when he first caught sight of his dad’s comic collection. He was 8 when he insisted on dressing up as Captain America for a contest at school. He was 9 when he first got bullied and his mom used Captain America as a symbol to tell him to always be kind in strength, to know that he was a better person. He got his Marvel encyclopedia last year for his birthday and every time we meet, me and him have hours long discussions on the characters. His favorite Avenger is Iron Man but he has always been and will always be a Cap’s boy. Steve Rogers has helped him appreciate his own strengths, has helped him understand that being a good person is much more important than being perfect. He got strength from Cap’s stand against bullying, inspiration from Steve’s ability to be kind and caring about the world even in the worst of situations, and most of all motivation to appreciate his own goodness. To him, he was just like Steve Rogers and I’ve seen that kid be so proud of that.

And today he calls me up, shattered and heartbroken, because his ideals, his dreams and convictions of years have been ripped apart. He felt betrayed and lost, because if Cap, his Cap, could be Hydra, a Nazi organization, then did it mean that he was drawing strength from evil all these years? 

An eleven year old is questioning his life choices. Nick, still think you’re funny?

1 month ago
Let's Try This Again
Let's Try This Again
Let's Try This Again
Let's Try This Again
Let's Try This Again
Let's Try This Again

Let's try this again


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8 years ago

Beautiful

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