Jeanette Winterson

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

“I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in, and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art.”

— Helena Bonham Carter (via bird-madgirl)

The New York World, New York, March 8, 1898

“This is mankind’s common failure, never to anticipate storms when the sea is calm.”

— Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince

Can Al pacino in a hoodie shut the fuck up and let me live?

Depiction of excruciating migraine lasting for three days in a row / depiction of my mood when you stalk my page with bad intention/

Salem by Abril Peiretti