Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline
A/N- This is my first imagine so please be patient, I am trying my best but I've only ever written full stories or Incorrect Quotes. But there is a first for everything, right?
Fem!OC x Avengers(Platonic)
Fem!OC x TwinBrother!PeterParker
All the Avengers excluding Celia and Peter Parker were in the lounge area, talking when suddenly music started blaring from the floor above them. Tony knew what was going on and leaned back in his chair with a hand over his face and a roll of his eyes. Noticing this, Stephen Strange, cocked an eyebrow curiously over at the Genuis, Billionaire, Playboy, who simply huffed before answering. "I tried sending Celia and Peter to bed." He spoke, answering vaguely much to the Teams annoyance. As the music continued to blare, muffled voices can be heard in the room directly above them, which happened to be the Twins room. Tony tried giving them separate rooms but the twins always ended up in the same room. After interrogating them, Tony came upon the answer of which they've shared a room since they moved in with their Aunt and Uncle, and of which after having their Uncle shot right in front of their faces, they find comfort in each other to make the nightmares go away. Tony understood completely where they were coming from and ended up combining two of the rooms to make one big one by knocking down the wall in between the once separate rooms.
Upon further listening, the team realized that the song playing was Sweet Caroline from Neil Diamond and of course, their curiosity gets the best of them. One by one, the team went to the floor above them to listen better. Once everyone, including Tony, was upstairs, listening at the end of the hallway, by the elevator, they do admit, that it was worth coming upstairs. As soon as Tony, the last person to come upstairs, set foot on the floor, all they heard was Celia and Peter singing, "Sweet Caroline! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Steve was absolutely and utterly horrified at the young kids language, while Nat, Loki, and Bucky were smirking. Tony just huffed in annoyance, mouthing "Every. Night." Sam and Wanda were smiling trying to bite back their laughter. Stephen Strange and Thor's eyes were sparkling in amusement, with a slight lift of the corners of their mouths. Bruce and Clint were gaping in pure shock at never hearing such foul language from the two babies of the team, Pietro was silently howling in laughter and Vision was off to the side wondering what the hell was going on.
Upon coming back to the lounge, all they heard was a sound of glass shattering. Suddenly, FRIDAY spoke up. "Miss and Mr. Parker wish to apologize for breaking a lamp in their room. They promise to at least try and be careful next time." FRIDAY had said. "But they can't promise it won't happen again." FRIDAY had quickly added. The Avengers apart from Tony laughed at Tony's disgruntled expression. "Their lucky I love them." Tony muttered with a sigh before plopping back down on his armchair. The rest of the team shared a laugh before going back to their original seats just like Tony had done, while upstairs, Peter and Celia were in their assigned beds, letting each others sound of breathing and heart thumping inside the others chest, lull them to sleep, knowing that their other half and best friend were safe.
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*The squad over at Steve’s house*
Thor: Ohhh, we each get our own oven?
Steve: …N-No…
Steve, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Thor, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Bruce: I see a—
Steve, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Thor: Oh, well I—
Steve: Hey wait, wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Steve, amazed: It’s got a bake setting!
Clint: Ohoho, you learn something new everyday!
Tony: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Steve: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t need to roshambo nothin!
Steve: I am someone who owns four ovens…
Steve, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS…
Steve: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…
Natasha, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Steve:
Thor: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Steve:
Steve, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Peter: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Steve: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Thor: We were helping Y/N write their vows, but they kicked us out because Bucky was making inappropriate suggestions.
Bucky: How is “Loki, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
A/N-For those who don't remember which one is which, Tobey is Peter 2, Andrew is Peter 3, and Tom is Peter 1.
Peter 2: Y/N, you'll be working with Peter 3 and Peter 1.
Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Y/N: ...Of people on a team.
Stark!Reader: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it…
Tony: Just rip the bandage off.
Stark!Reader: It's Loki.
Tony: Put the bandage back on.
Shuri: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Peter: 'Prettiest Smile'
Ned: 'Nicest Personality'
MJ: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Y/N: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Y/N: JAMES!!!
Bucky: First name, could be fine.
Y/N: BUCHANAN!!!
Steve: Middle name, not looking so good!
Y/N: BARNES!!!
Steve: You’re in trouble.
Y/N: YOU TOO, STEVEN GRANT ROGERS!!!
Bucky: *smirks*
Steve: …Shit…
Thor: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Steve?
Steve: Bruce, easily.
Bruce, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Steve: Well, Tony would be too easy. He’d probably be into it.
Tony, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Peter 3: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Peter 1: Milfs.
Peter 2: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Peter 3 : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Y/N: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Y/N: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Peter 2: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Peter 3 : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Peter 3 : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Y/N: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Peter 1: What? No! It isn't!
Y/N: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Peter 2: Y/N...
Y/N: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Peter 2: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Y/N: PETER 3 , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Peter 3 : The word milf has been ruined for me.
Peter 1: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Peter 2: Y'all are dumbasses.
Bucky: HELP! I TOLD Y/N I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Steve, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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