Bitchy-witchy - The Bitchiest Witch

[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

videos that make you go aaaa

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Whenever you ask for tips on how to stop compulsive behaviors or habits so many people are like “Uhm just stop doing that? lol”

Gosh Jessica I hadn’t thought of that thank you so much all my problems are solved now

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

made a gdocs OC sheet for Obey Me, since most of the templates I've seen are for artists and the doc templates are just simple txt files. as usual, it's meant to be for ppl like me who love to add a LOT of text <3

It's here if you'd like to use it! Remember to make your own copy -> File -> Make a copy!

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.