Bitchy-witchy - The Bitchiest Witch

got a new phone so I made myself wallpapers of the boys :D

feel free to use them too btw

Almighty Tumblr user Teaboot, what is your wisdom?

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You don't have to eat the gross jellybeans, you can just eat the ones you like, they have no nutritional value so there's nothing wrong with tossing em, candy is for fun not for food

Spiders and other household bugs are repulsed by cedar and lavender- you can get cedar balls online like how people used to sell mothballs and use em to keep spiders out of your closet

When you unplug an appliance from a wall there may still be an electrical charge in it for a sec so don't touch the metal end of the plug or you might get zapped a bit

Tiger's eye gems are a type of asbestos so if you crack or chip your tiger's eye you should probably not wear it anymore idk I'm not a rock scientist

If you wanna stay warmer when camping you should leave your sleeping bag rolled up until the moment you go to bed cause the fabric can absorb humidity in the air and make it damp and colder. Also fresh socks before you go to bed, even if your day ones still seem dry

Rayon, Viscose, and Lyocell are all made of plant fibers so if you're looking for clothing made of natural materials they are probably safe, they're not plastic, and they're often recycled

Capsaicin is fat soluble, so if you eat something too spicy then drinking milk or cream will wash it away better than water. Swishing with vinegar should also work too if you're desperate

Fish are WAY more maintenance than you think they are. Goldfish can live well over a decade under proper care. Fish are not "easy" pets for the love of God. And they're smarter than you think they are

People having seizures are not going to swallow their tongue. At worst they may bite it. Hitting their head on something is a far bigger risk. Don't put shit in their mouth.

Children are more sensitive to bitter tastes as an evolutionary safety measure against accidental poisoning. If theycdont like eating something because it's bitter, remember that the taste is stronger to them.

Most symptoms of hauntings are also symptoms of gas leaks and black mold. Whether or not you believe in ghosts you should probably check you're not being poisoned before you drop money on a spirit medium

Purple skittles are grape flavour in some places like North America and blackcurrant in places like the UK. I personally prefer blackcurrant

Saguaro cacti can weigh literal tons and will crush you to death if they fall on you

Palm trees are technically grass

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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HOSEA SNORES

A short story comic about a Shiny Shinx that I caught in Pokémon Violet!

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So made a six page comic or like 24 panels total to tell a story I had thought of after catching a Shiny Shinx in Pokémon Violet. So in the game some Pokémon have a gender difference. For Shinx, only the males have black on their back paws while females have back paws that are blue (normal) or yellow (shiny).

When I ran into this Shinx, I was like “oh cool I’m gonna catch a Shiny Girl Shinx!” but when it went to the Dex entry it showed that the Shinx was Male! Turns out, the developers accidently put the shiny female texture on the male model. Cause other than the back paws, the hair is longer for males and shorter for females. The regular blue Shinx models are correct in game. So I just thought it was cool and wanted to make a story about a trans Shinx and how it might try to communicate that “no, your Dex Entry is right, I’m a boy!” when the trainer would normally be aware of the difference.

Edit: Made a 7th Page cause it is getting a lot of attention on twitter and wanted to clarify it a bit haha.

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

USA and Pokémon indigo league

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

um . warning now that tumblr is allowing gif pfps . PLEASE dont use gifs with flashing or eyestraining colours <3 since the gifs Cannot be turned off it WILL negatively affect photosensitive people