Gorgeous

Never

I need more chaos in my life.

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

i’ll betray you like a man

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

It was an Almond Joy reading this

mmmmmmmilk duds

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

"I'm too sober for this," I say before taking a huge chug from a wine glass full of chocolate milk

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