bitchthingie - barely functional™️
barely functional™️

blogging from the depths of autistic burnout • he/him • adult

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2 weeks ago

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

2 weeks ago

Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.

2 weeks ago

honestly it's been such a long time since I've been happy like if god exists then why does Elon musk deserves billions of dollars but I deserve to die in a mud puddle apparently

2 weeks ago

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

2 weeks ago

poor people are not inherently undeserving of fun.

2 weeks ago

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those


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2 weeks ago

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)


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2 weeks ago

"Disabled people can do everything abled people can!1!1!!" I'm gonna have to ask you what you think disabled means


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2 weeks ago

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

2 weeks ago
Its True

Its true

2 weeks ago

ohhhh i despise how frequently i need to make posts like this but the work i do isn’t enough. i am about to spend so much money on bills, groceries, and hrt. i don’t expect anyone to be able to cover the $300+ that i’m about to be forced to drop. but if i cld get a little help with making it hurt less that would mean the world. i’m sorry for doing this again. thank you.

💸app: trophybutch

2 weeks ago

What doesn't kill you flares up and tries again

2 weeks ago
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit
This Little Glamorized Misogyny "joke" Has Run Its Course Right. Can We Leave This Corny Demonic Shit

this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.

2 weeks ago

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

2 weeks ago

so there’s this insane rage and anger

2 weeks ago

ever since i was a little girl ive fetishized coming back from the dead

2 weeks ago

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

2 weeks ago

Reached the point of chronic illness where im becoming excessively bitter whenever i see people around me being capable and living without pain, saw 2 people walking a dog outside my window and had to take a breather 😭


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2 weeks ago

if you’re starting a sentence with “as a white person” “as a cis person” “as someone who’s skinny” etc etc that is your sign to stop ✋ and consider if what you’re about to say is actually that important, or if you’re just expressing your penitence to the exact group of people who would really rather not hear you talk about how guilty you feel. like maybe just think for a couple seconds about why you feel like you have to finish that sentence

2 weeks ago

the way that when youre a young adult who is disabled/chronically ill older people often say things like

“just wait until youre my age”

“you young people are so soft now”

“when i was your age i wouldn’t have complained like this”

but when a child is disabled they consider it tragic, what do they think happens to disabled children do they not grow up to be disabled young adults? 😭

3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago

It’s wild when you’re disabled and have adapted your entire life to be able to function even a little bit and people will still think you’ve “given up” or “let the illnesses win” because you allow yourself to rest. Grind mindset is garbage.

3 weeks ago

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

3 weeks ago

the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

3 weeks ago

Uhh guys why did my doctor recommend cbt for my fibromyalgia. I'm open to treatments but cock and ball torture seems a bit far.

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