Undead Thylacine Adopt 🧟🐾

I like my men like i like my coffee: mysterious omens of disaster that will kill you in high dosage

save a spaceship, ride an astrophysisist

cant moan in pain anymore, because of woke. now a guy has to writhe silently

why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....

this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"

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getting a worst enemy who's just some guy sucks bc i want to fist fight this bastard but instead he's just responding to me on google reviews, like a coward

dragon melting glass in its mouth and blowing bubbles with it

i dont know why id waste time boring myself by telling lies for the sake of seeming normal in a social situation when i could tell lies for the sake of seeming like a peculiar entity. why would i pretend to be friends with someone i hate when i could say “i hate you” and spend my time instead training myself to politely nod and say a random name every time i see a bird in order to convince strangers that i have memorised and named all the pigeons in my local area

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

watching the matrix but while in cat ears so people know im watching it in the transgender way and not the alt right way