I WILL Make Lump Fish A Trendy Animal Like Axolotls And Isopods. No One Can Stop Me

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

simon riley corruption kink grrggrgr.

simon holding himself back with a virgin or inexperienced partner. forcing his kisses to be chaste, forcing himself not to bully his tongue into their mouth, to cradle the back of their head with his huge fist.

he wakes up with tight, painful balls every time they fall asleep cuddling and has to hide himself away to jerk off before they wake up. he can’t imagine asking them for help, they’re not ready yet, he has to be slow, let them come to it on their own terms. simon whose balls are so fat and fucking heavy when he finally gets his hands on them, when they finally let him take what he wants, he’s sure he’ll cum the moment the tip is in. “gonna be your first and your last, sweetheart,” he says, voice rumbling like thunder. “it’ll fit. i’ll mold you to the shape of my cock.”

Bro is not relevant even remotely to the main story of the AU but I need yall to see my boy Terry over here :))

Aka Damian's slightly younger brother who he beefs with regularly in the future. It's good fun.

Showering, make up

Don’t mind me just thinking about Prada‘s Fall/Winter 2012 campaign shot by David Sims with Garrett Hedlund, Jamie Bell but most importantly GARY OLDMAN and WILLEM DAFOE.

Christine: If I sing for you, will you grant me a favor? Erik: No. Christine: Why? Erik: Because you must sing for love and joy, not for gain. I will grant you a favor regardless of what you do.

— The Phantom of the Opera 1990 miniseries