Biscuitsandgravy - Biscuits&gravy

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic

The Shadow Company grunts have the funniest dialogue in the game tbh

My favorite marble

I love him

oh wow… i’ve got two hands… you’ve got two hands…. maybe we can like…. put them together…. and interlock our fingers…..? only if you want to…. haha..

“he’s a red flag” “she’s a green flag” I’m a white flag. I give up bitch

simon riley corruption kink grrggrgr.

simon holding himself back with a virgin or inexperienced partner. forcing his kisses to be chaste, forcing himself not to bully his tongue into their mouth, to cradle the back of their head with his huge fist.

he wakes up with tight, painful balls every time they fall asleep cuddling and has to hide himself away to jerk off before they wake up. he can’t imagine asking them for help, they’re not ready yet, he has to be slow, let them come to it on their own terms. simon whose balls are so fat and fucking heavy when he finally gets his hands on them, when they finally let him take what he wants, he’s sure he’ll cum the moment the tip is in. “gonna be your first and your last, sweetheart,” he says, voice rumbling like thunder. “it’ll fit. i’ll mold you to the shape of my cock.”