U Can Say Pspspspss To Get My Attention Bro Its Ok We're Mutuals

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

we are all hand in unloveable hand rn

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

"you cant let covid scare you! living in fear isn't the American way!" That's awful big talk coming from a nation that hasn't allowed people to carry shampoo bottles onto planes for 20 years