Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way
The King of Fishing 🎣
Reference from @ipromptography
Got this done real quick for you @elinor-s 😊
Imma go to bed now, night!
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”