“It’s A Handbag.”

THERES A SHARK DEVILMAN OH MY GOD I ADORE HIM I ADORE HIM

The King and The Tiger.

saw their pairing from one tweet; made this render as an agreement. "Körangi" is legitimately one of the best partner names i've heard. "König" meaning "king" in German and "Horangi" meaning "Tiger" in Korean. absolute genius, i tell you.

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

we are all hand in unloveable hand rn

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

simon riley corruption kink grrggrgr.

simon holding himself back with a virgin or inexperienced partner. forcing his kisses to be chaste, forcing himself not to bully his tongue into their mouth, to cradle the back of their head with his huge fist.

he wakes up with tight, painful balls every time they fall asleep cuddling and has to hide himself away to jerk off before they wake up. he can’t imagine asking them for help, they’re not ready yet, he has to be slow, let them come to it on their own terms. simon whose balls are so fat and fucking heavy when he finally gets his hands on them, when they finally let him take what he wants, he’s sure he’ll cum the moment the tip is in. “gonna be your first and your last, sweetheart,” he says, voice rumbling like thunder. “it’ll fit. i’ll mold you to the shape of my cock.”