“you Should Be At The Club” I Should Be By The Sea. I Should Be In The Mountains. I Should Be Awestruck

He must consume another artifact. And soon!

born to be a mediocre gamer forced to participate in society

Made a real good chart

flying the original character artist flag with pride

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

all have positive + negative elements (i.e divorced dad big into he hobbies, frat boy is fun at party, cult leader charismatic)

i am a line cook.

writers and artists everywhere all the time

remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

Saw this one-armed little guy on my way home. Moved him off the road so he wouldn't get stepped on, I hope he's safe <3

Made the worst brownies ever created just now