"Hi, I'd like to shamelessly wingman myself to you."
The cell was damp, cold. Not even a barred window was spared. Hero sighed – Supervillain sure took their precautions.
“What I would give for a knight in shining armour,” they chuckled, mostly to themselves.
“You called?” A figure rounded the corner.
They gasped. “Villain...?”
“The one and only. And to answer that question,” they held out a hand, “perhaps your heart?”
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trigger warning: swords, blood
The villain’s sword was slightly uncomfortable against their chin, the hero decided, as they knelt in front of them, the tip of it digging into their throat just enough to cause pain but not enough to draw blood. Their hands were bound behind them, and the angle of the sword forced their eyes up, to the villain’s. They were dripping blood and bruised and tired and on the business end of the sword, but they still managed a smile.
“Why are you smiling, little hero?” The villain’s cool voice washed over them. “I have you on the ground, defeated. There is nothing for you to smile about anymore.”
Their face was stone-cold; expressionless. The hero’s smile only grew and as they closed their eyes for a fraction of a second, memories speed ran through their mind—the delicate kisses, beautiful sunrises, the scent of orange blossoms, surprise hugs from behind, driving on the highway with all the time in the world—before they snapped back to reality.
“Oh, darling.” Their voice was almost considerate. “You’re not going to run me through with a sword. You love me still.”
The villain’s façade crumbled pretty quickly, after that.
Hero and Villain dramatically fighting on a rooftop so people won't think they're dating (they totally are)
julethief extra following up after this post .. because.. im feeling .. soft.…
“Oi, Hero.”
Oh no. Please no. Not now, not now…
“Hero, what are you doing?”
Hero ignored them, curling up into a ball and covering their head with their hands. They closed their eyes, tears sliding down their cheeks.
“Stop ignoring me.” Hero ignored them.
“Hero, you’re so annoying, I swear to-” Villain started, walking around and crouching in front of Hero. Villain’s voice broke off, clearly seeing the expression on their face. Hero’s hands shook as they sobbed uncontrollably, not even caring that their nemesis was standing in front of them. They knew how they must have looked- completely devastated, eyes red and puffy and hands trembling. Hero looked up. Villain had an unreadable expression on their face. Hero sighed, shaking their head in annoyance.
“Well, just do it, then.” they spit. “I’d rather get this over with.” Hero sighed, placing their hands on the ground next to them and closing their eyes, preparing for the final blow. Villain nodded, crouching down in front of them. Hero felt dread rising in their stomach, but they tried to ignore it, instead waiting patiently. After a minute, they opened their eyes, looking at Villain in confusion. Why were they hesitating?
“Hey, come on-”
Arms suddenly wrapped around them. Hero blinked in confusion, trying to push away. Villain grabbed onto them, holding them tight. Hero felt what little emotional control they had left completely break, and they started crying again. They clutched Villain’s shirt desperately, leaning into their shoulder. Villain’s hand coursed through their hair, and they whispered reassuringly.
“Better?” Villain asked, some time later.
“Better.” Hero replied.
CW for implied underage drinking
Forty minutes into the party the hero disappeared. The villain found them alone on the back porch, surrounded by other people's discarded red cups and cigarette butts, staring up at the moonless sky. They did not turn, even as the villain slid the door shut with a whoosh and a click on the noise of the house party.
"These people are weird," the villain said.
The hero laughed, but hollowly. "I'm pretty sure it's you and me that are the weird ones here."
"Oh no," the villain said, leaning against the railing beside them. "I've checked it out thoroughly. We're the normal ones. Everyone else is strange."
The hero glanced back. "I was wondering when you'd come looking for me," they said softly.
"You could have found me," the villain protested.
They shifted, letting their shoulder just brush the hero's sleeve. Once the hero would have tossed the villain 30 feet for daring to come so close. Now they didn't so much as flinch, eyes locked on the sky.
The villain shrugged.
"Do you miss it?" the hero whispered. "Flying?"
"Don't bitch to me about it," the villain said, with more snap than they'd intended. They took a swig from the bottle of something they'd picked up inside. It was awful, just like everything else. "This is the world your boss made. No more powers. No more battles. You and me, free to be normal teenagers."
The hero looked down. "He wouldn't have done it if your boss hadn't murdered me."
The villain choked mid-sip. The hero gave them a sideways glance. "You didn't know? I mean, maybe I flatter myself, but it was the last thing I remember before everything changed. What it felt like to die."
"Shit," the villain said weakly, for lack of anything better to say. "Huh. Congrats on having the universe rewritten to bring you back?"
"Thanks, I hate it." The hero took the bottle, took a swig and gasped. "That's foul," they sputtered, wiping their mouth. "Speaking of bosses, you seen yours?"
"No. Well, yeah. Sort of." The villain grabbed the bottle back. "She's some kinda CEO now. Said I'm worthless to her now, she has no time for sniveling children, blah blah blah. Normal stuff. You?"
The hero shook their head. "He might be hiding. Or. He might. Be gone," they said, voice disjointed and jumbled. "There was a reason he didn't rewrite the universe everyday."
Silence fell between them. Inside, a new song had come on and the other kids were screaming along to the chorus. Something about being a teenage dirtbag, baby.
The hero looked over to the villain, tears in their all-too-human eyes. "I'm not going after her. If that's what she sent you to find out. I'm not gonna try and arrest her or attack her for killing me in an alternate timeline." They raised their hands, laughed again. "What could I possibly do now?"
"Hm. Well, finance undergrad, law school, government service, take over the SEC, give it teeth, and then in just 15 years you're primed to use teeth to rip your enemies apart where it hurts- their bank accounts," said the villain promptly. "Just to spit ball it out there."
The hero looked at them - actually looked at them - for the first time. "Oh damn," they said. "You hit the ground running."
The villain leaned in again, dropping a hand over the hero's. Sort of to hold them in place. Sort of just to hold them. "Join me. Or don't. We can make this, like, normal teenagers hating each other if you're more comfortable than that. We can fist fight right here."
The hero looked at the villain like they'd lost their mind, tried to pull away. "What is wrong with you?"
"Same thing that's wrong with you." The villain held on. "You're the only other one who remembers what we were, what we did. I don't want to be alone. And, God, you died? Do you want to go somewhere talk?"
The hero looked down at the protagonist's hand on their theirs. "Yes," they said, in a high, broken whisper. "Let's get out of here."
After that they were inseparable. At least, until the world changed again.
a small collection of platonic sentences used in casual interactions between friends, or those who need a moment of platonic sweetness. some are goofy, some are serious, some are just sweet and domestic.
“ you’ve got something there… let me remove it for you! ”
“ lean on me if you’re tired, i’ll keep an eye on the movie… ”
“ you look really good today! ”
“ your hair is really soft, what kind of braid did you want again? ”
“ i love this. just you, me, an ungodly amount of blankets and netflix. ”
“ if you want it i’ll get it for you, don’t worry! ”
“ you really make my days, you know that? ”
“ nothing makes me happier than being here with you ”
“ hey hey hey, if you wanna share fries you could ask first! ”
“ okay, i’ll give you half of my burger for half of your sundae, okay? ”
“ uh huh? you’re gonna take me? you and what wrestling army? ”
“ oh ? really ? me ? weak ? have you Seen my muscles ? ”
“ can you stroke my back for a moment? i just want some cuddles. ”
“ i just really want a hug today. ”
“ you look like you could use a hug today ”
“ that outfit looks really good on you, by the way ”
“ okay but, taste this, i made this but i can’t tell if it’s tasty — ”
“ come here — let’s sort this out ”
“ if i squish your cheeks together you look like a pufferfish ”
“ oh my god, your hand is MASSIVE compared to mine ”
“ are you serious? is your hand this tiny? let me compare to mine — ”
“ yes please, keep stroking my hair. i need that today. ”
“ you. me. junk food. today was crap and i need Us time. ”
“ is that the perfume i recommended to you? it smells really good on you!”
“ you’re hogging the blankets, stop it! ”
“ if i just flop over on your lap, will you let me sleep in peace? ”
“ scoot — over — i need to lie down ”
“ give me your feet and i’ll rub them ”
“ hey now, it’s okay? i’m here for you ”
“ we make a good team though, don’t we? ”
“ hey ( name ) wanna catch a movie later today? ”
“ here you go, your favorite snack — picked up a few on my way over ”
“ well d u h, of course i know your favorite snack. friends do this stuff. ”
“ oh, so you really think i don’t know you? mhm? test me! ”
“ you think you know me? really? okay, what’s my favorite … ( thing )? ”
“ i can’t believe my clothes look better on you. that should be illegal. ”
“ well if this meme isn’t us then i don’t know — ” sends meme.
“ your shoulders are really tense, can you try to sit still? ”
“ i’ll buy you dinner if you rub my back right now ”