Big-teddis - ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

Happy new year ^*^

I love that birds walk around sometimes...like literally so humble

Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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everything has political content. sorry. theres some guys who get really really angy when you say this but its true

you guys fucking lied to me

First rule of gun safety: suck that thing

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

throwing up laughing realizing there's an entire subset of people who were laughing at lean jokes without knowing what lean is and have gotten so offended when they're told it's a drug what did you think it was about? purple water?

guys my car got hit by a train, that’s crazy. anyway back to reading fanfics