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So I had a bag of pancakes just sitting around and decided to have some as a snack. A little munch. It's was the afternoon and it was hot ok

One thing is that it was infested with ants. Not an ungodly amount, like maybe a few 10 or so. Still, in my hunger induced apathy, I still mixed in the milk, eggs, and even some overripe banana we had lying around. It was kinda clumpy, and the color was weird, but it said it wasn't expired so it's probably fine. It's fine right

Im writing this from the er, after almost dying via suffocation after my throat seized up

In a sick turn of events, the ants inside were an actual colony. Mama ant, babies, and the like. So

The venom immediately attacked my throat and esophagus, and after a few minutes, my throat became kinda stuffy. If the stuffy was on fire and itchy. Also, it had an ingredient I was allergic to. god really said fuck you today

But like the madman I am, I did not give a single shit. I kid you not, I laid on my couch for two hours while my breathing progressively got worse. At one point, I was holding my breath because inhaling air was becoming akin to drinking fiberglass from a cup. I got dizzy once, but I forgot when. Maybe it was the lack of oxygen

After the third hour, it started to settle down a little. I could breathe now, but only through my nose. My mom walked in the room, and I wanted to tell her, but speaking was an agonizing endeavor. So I just. Waved at her. I'm a fucking idiot

By the fourth hour I told her. She then rushed me to the er even though I TRIED to tell her I was fine. It's about half an hour since we got here and we're almost clear for discharge. Eeeee. I remember the drive there and all I could think about is 'I'm so posting this on Tumblr later.'

So this is my of saying I'll be taking a break for a while. Will be back soon!!! The grind never stops even when you're about to die

(Edit: back home after an hour and a half!! I'm all good now but mom is pissed oops)

S5 possession has a fan favorite scene where Kai gets over his fear of water to save Lloyd. But what if the waters were more violent at that specific time? Or if Kai had just been a bit more afraid? What would happen if he had let go of Lloyd?

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS NOW

anyway chat im writing part ii

how are we feeling today

Finally the only character that matters is getting the spotlight once again

you guys ever just cackle maniacally because of insane lego show

Oh my fuck.

It's a loop. And the masters of fire are in the middle of it.

You can see at the start that the centipede eats who I assume is a fire elemental, who then goes through a cycle to become one of the centipedes. Then, right below it, you can see a cluster of EGGS that look eerily similar to the ones inside the centipede. Basically:

Centipede: Eat

Person: become centipede

Personpede: lay egg

Egg: become person

Repeat

Imagine Kai, after finding this out, just looks at his hands and arms and face.

And sees a monstrosity.

my biggest hear me out will forever be kai from ninjago

Guys from the looks of it, Kai doesn’t have hair gel equipped with him in Monstrosities.

We’re gonna experience no hair gel Kai.

Kai after he gets home, looking in the mirror and just. Practicing.

His smile. His laugh. His quips. Practicing how to seem like himself so Lloyd doesn’t worry.