Canon, Sorry But I Don't Make The Rules

billy stans, we won a lot today, dacre gave us so much new information and he thinks like we do, i'm so so so happy

Love this so freaking much

Umbrella Academy AU where Tony is Klaus and Steve is Dave only he doesn’t die but instead Tony decided “fuck this war I know how this ends” and brings Steve to the present and Steve helps him get sober and shit.

That's exactly the reason why I'm gonna start talking about the sandman on here.

I don’t think I could talk about The Sandman on here because, like, Neil Gaiman is here, just hanging out. I’d be like “Oh, I like how they visualized this one scene, it was different from the comics but I don’t think they original comics visualizations would have worked in live action “ or whatever And then Neil Gaiman might appear like “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out how to do that scene until one of our production designers had a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for that experience. Alternatively, I could say “Dream is a little too scrungly to be a classic Tumblr Sexyman, but he is prime meow-meow blorbo material” and Neil Gaiman might appear and say “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out the exact ratio of Sexyman, poor little meow meow, and Blorbo, but the final characterization appeared to Tom Sturridge in a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for THAT either.

Omg now I can't sleep

wade: don’t fuck elvis

vanessa: don’t fuck colossus

…

wade: (okay but you didn’t say “don’t fuck cable”, so im still good)

'I know' .

I’m done defending Billy because antis don’t care enough to read

my type is latinos in space

So there's really people out here saying Bill Hader is unattractive... Can't imagine being that big of a clown