You Ever Just Think

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

im a published poet

HELP THEMS

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

me on a tuesday

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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