Beqqq - She Doodly On My Dingding

HELP THEMS

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

The only thing more powerful than a hyper focus is

The Beginning

ive had this account since sometime in 2019 i think although ive been using tumblr longer than that but i never properly organized or tagged anything the whole time so i have like ~300 reblogs (most of which are private) that i feel like organizing via tags + deleting a decent amount of them probably

most of what remains is still probably gonna be private just because i dont know whats in here and i dont want to be cringe even though i dont actually think anyone is gonna look at my profile individually

finally giving in to the urge to use tumblr unironically.. crazy. this will reduce the amount of tumblr screenshots taking up space in my cloud storage + slightly decrease the unreasonable amount of tabs i currently have open on my laptop

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload