President Snow Going To His Poison Collection After Finding Out That Haymitch’s Girlfriend Had Two

I'm still so delusional for Bobby Nash alive in Area 51 fire n break out for season 9's opening disaster . I just think it would be really fucking funny . Please . I don't care about any kind of logistics . Just put his ass in Area 51 and have the team have to go out there for some kind of explosive uncontainable fire and they just run into Bobby who has been ' dead ' for months

Cicely Mary Barker's Flower Fairies (and some hidden flower language)

2024 Matt-isms in commentating the Tour de France for Australia

- “the bridesmaid of the general classification” about Romain Bardet

- “it’s an arm wrestle…but with quadriceps”

- Bridie (my queen) : “He’s giving big kings a better hope at riding KOM”

- “it can’t be a drought when you haven’t had anything to drink anyway”

- “2nd spore” he’s just like me for real, really tried to say spot so hard

- Bridie: Trademark Tuft

- “Riding through on the confidence carpet” i will be introducing this into my vernacular - apologies to everyone in my life

- “the chainsaws are out” about Wout Van Art’s legs

-“it’s lucky mountains don’t have strong feelings about these things”

- “zingle, the bunny hopping expert” he really does love a bunny hop and i think he’s very real for this

- “the grimace has been successful over the line”

- “purple patch of his career”

- “I can get hypnotised watching his feet”

- “Pogacar now has a carrot (Remco)”

- “good weather today for ducks at least”

- “he’s cool, calm and collected…all the c words”

- “they got more than a plus one on their invite”

- “thumbs up to the race medical, thumbs down to team mechanical”

- Brent van Moor: “I’m a terrier”

With an honourable Mention from 2023: “butter wouldn’t melt in Jia Hindley’s mouth but it will cause lactic acid in everybody else’s legs”

Grief, Theodor Kittelsen

TORITOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

WTF JUST HAPPENED WHAT OMG 😱🥳🩷🩷