I’m Just Going To Leave This Here…

Do you ever just want to wrap the lesbian flag around you like a cape and run around the house like an LGBTQ superhero? That's me as I write the very post you see before your eyes.

"I'm fine." Google brushes himself off. "I feel as though I might want to get out of here though. Dark may come back for me."

The pair head to the kitchen where the Jims are sitting in the dark, with a Ouija board. "Not this again..." Google mutters as he turns on the light.

"Hey! Turn it back off!" Cameraman Jim yells. "Quiet Jim! You'll scare away the demons!" Reporter Jim hits Cameraman Jim in the arm. "But the lights are on now!"

"I hear the basement is the best place for demons bruh. It's demon city in there." Bing tells them. Cameraman Jim looks at Bing in fear while Reporter Jim smiles eagerly. "Grab the board Jim! TO THE BASEMENT!!"

"No wait-"

Google closed the door behind them and sat at the kitchen counter with Bing. "So how are things with you and Chase?" He asks. "Is he still fighting for custody of his children?" "Unfortunately, the fight continues dude. At least he gets to see them during the holidays."

The Androids sit in silence for a while. Google finally speaks up. "So what was the meeting about?"

Bing sighs. "I can't tell ya man. Dark made us swear not to tell." Google frowns.

"But surely I can be trusted with this sort of info-"

"I can't tell you."

"But-"

"Google!" Bing stands up. "I said I can't tell you! Let it go!" Bing heads for the door, says "Let me know when you've moved on from obsessing over this." And leaves the room.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

Marvin mutters to himself quietly as the egos filed out of the room. He was so sure that he performed the cloaking spell right. Just how sensitive was Bing? And surely if it had affected Bing it would've affected Google as well. Marvin needed to talk to an expert.

Unfortunately, Marvin didn't know many experts so he ended up talking to Dr. Schneeplestein. "Ah Marvin! My favourite magician. Vat can I do for you?" Shneep invites Marvin to sit down.

"Do you know anything about Androids?" He asks.

"Do I look like an engineer to you? I am a 100% qualified human doctor."

"Right. But say if one of them needed fixing. Who would they go to?" Marvin asked.

"vow someone iz a curious kitty. Your best bet vould be to azk one of them. Azk Bing or zomething." The doctor stands up and heads to the door to open it. He pushes Marvin out of the door. "Now if you are quite done, I have a meeting with Dr Iplier soon."

"But-"

"None of ze buts! Out! Unless you plan on wasting more of my time."

"Well in that case..." Marvin pushes past Shneep and sits back down. Shneep sighs and sits down also. "Vat else could you possibly vant to tell me?" Marvin smiles. "Nothing. I just wanted to piss you off."

Marvin darts out of the room with a particularly angry-looking Schneeplestein following behind him.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

I couldnt post it on tumblr properly so I had to post it on youtube but the new MarkiplierTV 

@bellofshitposts

Alright. So a little while ago I reblogged a post where I said that I'd make a podcast if it worked.

I've finally worked up the courage to do it.

If you'd be interested in this sort of thing, could you please send me some fanfictions. They can be shitty, amazing or funny but please don't send anything NSFW. I don't think I could read that on a podcast.

But, yeah! If you have a fanfic for me, just send it over!

Don't mind me, I'm just having my gayest panic ever.

You're gonna need more paper...

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Anti watches Dark leave the room. Dark knew that locking the door wouldn't do anything to stop Anti as he could just glitch away. He locked it anyway.

Anti stared out of the window. He could see Wilford shooting wildly on the golf course, Jackieboyman is desperately trying to get him to stop and The king of the Squirrels was kneeling on the floor.

'That looks way more fun than sitting here bored.' He grins. 'I can deal with some starved mutts."

Anti glitches away and reappears on the golf course.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

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