Can’t Wait To Be Blamed Regardless Of What Happens

23 October 2024 - 21 Tishrei 5785

Yes, today is the seventh day of Sukkot, Hoshana Raba! Hoshana Raba is the day on which it is said that the divine judgement which was “sealed” on Yom Kippur is delivered. Outside of Israel, Shemini Atzeret begins at sundown. In Israel, Simchat Torah begins at sundown. Please note timing and observances of these holidays may vary by congregation.

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

people who see celebrities displaying basic humanity and empathy towards israelis and leave comments like "this is heartbreaking" "i'm so disappointed in you" "i looked up to you" i despise you with my very being 🫶

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

Not fucking ready for it to be one year

Jewish culture is being asked to take off your hat (as per school dress code) and taking it off to reveal another, smaller, hat

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Explaining to my gentile friends what a mezuzah is and was looking up a picture and I am now adding these alongside propeller hat yarmulke to my now expanding list of things that are totally kosher but would give your mother a heart attack if you showed it off to people