Inside Of You There Are Two Intestines.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

We are blamed for the global IT outage.

What a surprise /s.

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Gonna post this thing from comments because it’s too beautiful 😭🙏🏻

James Buchanan Barnes: Hebrew Name

How Hebrew names are structured:

[Hebrew name] [ben (son of)/bat (daughter of)/bet (house of)] [father's first Hebrew name] v'(functions like an 'and')[mother's first Hebrew name]

Bucky's full Hebrew name:

Ya’akov Chaim Shabtai ben Gavriel v’Śośana

Meanings & Pronunciations

-> Ya'akov | Pronunciation: Yah-kov, audio | Hebrew for the anglicized 'Jacob' or 'James' | Meaning 'He who follows'

-> Chaim | Pronunciation: High-em (will a rolled 'h'), audio | Hebrew | Meaning 'Life'

-> Shabtai | Pronunciation: Shab-tie, audio | Hebrew | Meaning 'Born on the Sabbath'

-> Gavriel | Pronunciation: Gah-vree-elle, audio | Hebrew for the anglicized 'Gabriel' | Meaning 'God's man'

-> Śośana | Pronunciation: Show-shan-uh audio | Polish spelling of the Hebrew name 'Shoshanah' | Meaning 'A lily' or 'A rose'

Shana Tovah to all my Jewish and Jewish-adjacent folks out there!

May this year be better than the last.

When people ask me why I’m converting to Judaism, a year into the entire process of it all, I just mumble “I dunno, just feels like I’ve always been here, been home.”

Then I pause and consider for a minute-

“But mostly because of the challah.”

Rosh Hashanah is the start of the Jewish new year. We say l'shana tovah, which means have a good year. Apples and challah (dipped in honey) are symbols of hope for a sweet new year. :)

Shabbat shalom

Well you should’ve named yourself something else then