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How do you casually tell someone "holy fuck you are literally the hottest person I have ever seen in my life" and like not make it weird??

Colin: Hey Anthony, can I have some dating advice?

Anthony: Just because I ended up with Kate, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

i miss my cat, khonshu, so here are some things about him that just make sense; he’s a black cat

would hide away and sneak on my other pets until he finally had his chance to just *BAP* and add a little bit of trauma to their lives

would never let me bathe him BUT would LOVE washing himself in dirty dish water ????

didn’t know how to meow so just grunted whenever he needed to make an announcement

would make a squeak whenever landing on any surface

cling onto my arm for dear life while we slept

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I was inspired

one thing about me is that i will NEVER know which pesto twin is which no matter how many times you tell me

What I'm gathering is that all the Kens love all the Barbies but this one Ken (Ryan's) really loves this one Barbie (Margot's) and I'm wondering if we could get a scene that's like "she's a barbie! there's millions like her!" "maybe, but to me there's only one" toy story style

I feel like going on crazy art mode after exam seasons is basically my ritual now

having anxious attachment styles SUCKS especially with long distance relationships bc yeah we’ve only been talking/dating for 2 months but you called me 3 days in a row bc last week on your way home from work and you message me consistently but i’ve only met you once or twice and now i feel ridiculous for missing you and feeling unmotivated to do anything now that it’s over