Wasn't Very Effective...?

waiter!!!! this might not be on the menu but.....loopdile? I stare at you with my sad pathetic eyes

Oh loopdile is TOTALLY on the menu

You are at a bar, and are asked to hook up by the person selected by this wheel. What's your response?

The Yearners. The Cravers. These bitches are longing.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

if loop could blush would they do it like this or like this

“Leo Valdez would listen to Mother mother!” “Leo would listen to The strokes !”

Erm actually he would listen to Weezer. And brain rot versions of songs.

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

I didnt know we could gamble on calculators this is life changing news