My direct immediate thought when someone likes or reblogs a post is
*stops breathing and checks out the reblog*
“What aw man come on you know you wanna say something” *wiggles eyebrows*
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
I want a fic 😭😭😭 if not then I wanna write like probably some short stuff about it 😩
Dpxdc
Danny Phantom/ Fenton recently transferred student to Gotham had build his own portal to the ghosts zone, to be able to visit his ghost friends and his old haunt.
He had also received a gift from Sam, an otome game (BL), probably a joke about his recent coming out.
He played it, but he couldn’t stop himself from sighing, while comparing his current love life, to the one in the game.
“I wish to be able to find a boyfriend, just like in this game…”
He didn’t notice Desiree coming out the portal with a mischievous grin
The next day, in class he don’t know how to react when after a classmate asked to borrow his pen, a system appeared in front of him
- Do you wish to make Tim Drake-Wayne (aka Red Robin) one of your harem? Yes/No
He hadn’t even take the trouble of researching Gotham vigilantes, because he wanted to lay low…
I LOVEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck it! Mixed Signals playlist for the fans of the mentally disturbed.
Vote dead tired minions‼️‼️‼️
Oh my god it’s perfect. His ugly ahh cowl works so well 😭😭 wiping the tears from my eyes this is so funny
Imagine pray tell if you will
Tim swanified and angry: *Agreesively honks and puffs up chest/wings at Danny because get away from me?? Who do you think you are??*
Danny sensing something’s up with this swan: WOAH BACK UP WHO ARE YOU???
Tim pausing from where he was just biting Danny: …honk..?
Danny eyeing him suspiciously: …Wanna see my Yeti doctor?
Tim curious and wondering if this guy is sane follows Danny through his strange Lazarus green (but less rotten food smelling, more like lemon or grapefruit) portal because why not? Actions are better than words, especially when you don’t have any!
Or hear me out perchance maybe please
Tim angerly honks and gets defensive: HONK! HKEEEEHHHR!!! (WHO ARE YOU? WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE MY ARMS?!?!?)
Danny who understands most languages because ghost stuff plot plot plot: Woah there dude! Just passing by, what happened?
Tim even angrier because he figured out he was a bird, possible swan?, and what? You understand bird? Stupid stupid IDIOT: HHKEEEHRRRRR KERRRRHHH *very intense hissing and honking* (OH LOOK AT THIS WISE GUY, what do you speak bird, *swan version of scoffing* WHAT DO YOU THINK? I JUST MAGICALLY KNOW WHY IM A BIRD?? NO! NO I DONT KNOW WHY! Fucking idiot..
Danny, offended and petty: Well I WAS going to help you but…
Tim getting confused: Honk??? (What is this guy on???)
Danny turns and starts to walk away but peaks his head over his shoulder: I mean if you want help you can follow me, I know a great doctor!
Tim lost and upset: *swan sigh* honnkkkk… (Finneeee…) *starts waddling poorly because he’s got weird ahh legs plus kinda dragging his feet*
Idk I just want a Tim Drake that’s literally a drake, I don’t care if it’s dragon or duck/duck adjacent. GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEE
“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHAT IM SUCH A SMARTY PARTY WHOOP WHOOP‼️‼️
99.5/100 ON MY PHYSICS TEST BOOYAH
Only thing I did wrong was not write the og equation in the little box at the top. I’m so smart. Such a genius. Man oh man my ego has gotten the biggest boost 😏😏
Stupid man came up to me all condescending after class, and was like, “Hey Beebie, how far behind are you in this class?”, with a stupid ahh smirk.
Shut up. I don’t wanna hear anything from you till you learn what a shower is. Maybe brush your teeth before getting in my space bro. Gooner. I’m not even behind. This is a self teach class. We only have to show up for labs, and tests. The ONLY reason there’s a teacher is to grade, answer questions, and provide extra help.
Anyways speak up about your academic achievements or just achievements in general. My ego needs boosting from second hand happiness
So real, my dad will be like, “Beebie what’s wrong why aren’t you talking?” That’s cause I gave up lil bro 💀 I’m gonna walk away now cause this isn’t a conversation. This is you yelling at me, and interrupting everything I’m trying to say when you literally asked me to speak five seconds ago
Worship Me- DCxDP prompt
Yes, it's slightly horny. Sue me!
Was there anyone in this family that didn't attract crazy? Tim would like to say that it was some more than others but the track record is horrendous for each of them.
Don't ask him how he got here. It was a blur. Mission. Altar. Cursed Mirror.
But all that doesn't matter anymore because currently in what could only be described as an obsidian palace.
The palace floats in the void like a jagged crown. Its structure defies logic—spires twist and spiral in impossible geometries, as though grown rather than built. Every surface is carved from seamless black obsidian that drinks in the light of distant stars, causing the palace to shimmer with eerie inner reflections, like shadows trapped beneath glass.
The entrance is a colossal gate shaped like an open eye, rimmed with glowing runes that pulse with alien intent. Inside, the vast halls echo with silence too deep to be natural. The floors gleam with a mirror-sheen, reflecting not just one's image, but fragments of memories, glimpses of alternate selves, or ghostly figures passing just out of reach.
Chambers are suspended in open vacuum, tethered by bridges of crystalline light or magnetic arcs. Gravity bends strangely; a single step can carry you across entire rooms or into hidden dimensions nested within the architecture.
Tim had memorized every detail of this place in the days since he arrived. Most of the time he was allowed to go about his day staying and learning about this place. He wasn't imprisoned, he had to wait for the portal to open again in a few weeks. But Tim had caught the interest of the ruler of the palace.
Now Tim sat on the edge of the floating bed. It's heaped with a sea of plush pillows in shades of midnight blue, silver, and deep violet, each embroidered with celestial patterns.
How he got to this point—he may have...had a few conversations with who he assumed was the prince. The person who he thought was the king was actually his guardian. Tim just...flirted a little to get a bit of information on this place. Danny—the prince—had been more than receptive.
It might have gone too far but here we are.
Now he was in the bedroom of who he still assumed was the crown prince with said prince currently on his lap with his lips on Tim's neck. Tim is unable to move because he believes that if they get caught Tim might end up beheaded for putting his Richard where it does not belong. Hell, they probably already know with the all-seeing eyes everywhere and the fact that the beings in this dimension phase through walls so using the door was just a polite formality.
"Stop thinking. I can practically hear your thoughts." Danny growled nipping at Tim's neck between kisses.
"Then you can te—ll, haa. Fuck! Your hand. Too fast." Tim gasped.
Danny pulled away as he grabbed Tim by the chin and made him look into his eyes. Those hypnotizing green eyes.
"Do you want this?" Danny asked his eyes narrowed.
"...Yes," Tim couldn't lie.
"What do you want?" Danny smiled his sharp elongated incisors showing.
Tim remained silent his hand pressed against the small of the princes back.
"Good, you don't have to say a word. Focus on me. Think of me. Nothing else." His hand wrapped around Tim's throat. "Worship me as your new god."
Prince—king—these words where actually meaningless titles for Danny. He was not these petty and lowly things. He was a god and he craved worship. Even if it came in the form of a single human devoted to him. How incredibly lucky that a suitable human came here. Clockwork says it was best to let the human go back to his dimension and hopefully share his experience so that others will worship Danny. He had no interest in letting his new priest go so easily, not without a parting gift.
"I wonder how I must feel to bed your new master."
We all know the nicknames that Tim gets in fics, Timberly, Timmers, Timmy, etc., but one always kinda stuck with me.
Timberella
It gets me thinking of like Cinderella. Is this the lumberjack version of her? I’d love to see a dc x Cinderella au, or better yet a dc x dp x Cinderella au. Dead tired in my case, but it could be any of the bunch depending on how you play it.
It starts off as found family, and season 2 is the dp that was hinted at in season one.
I might write this later, but my break is almost over. Y’all have my full and encouraged support on taking your own spin on this though :D
Danny never made easy choices, not really at least. All his decisions had major repercussions. His choice to cheat on his test got his family, friends, and whole universe destroyed. Nothing came easy after that. Every choice he made was riddled with thought and anxiety.
But then he met Tim.
It wasn’t anything special, they didn’t meet at work, college, or anywhere special. They just met on a walk, had a common interest, and kept talking.
Tim made him feel like he was normal. Like he didn’t have a responsibility to the realms, like he wasn’t being chased by the government, like he was a person worth loving. Someone that wasn’t different, or other in a sense you can’t let be. Tim made him feel like choices didn’t have to be hard, like he could be impulsive without consequences.
Guess the world had it out for him.
Tim had gotten kidnapped by a rogue, and god shouldn’t Danny have expected things to go wrong. Of course nothing could be easy. Everything always got ruined, and Danny was sick of it.
Why did he have to be careful? Why did he have to watch as everything he wants gets destroyed by one mistake? Why did he have to be complacent with this?
Danny wouldn’t take it anymore.
He’d make the easiest choice he had in a long time.
“You need to know that you are the easiest choice I’ve ever made.”
IM A MINOR PLEASE DONT BE A FREAK 😭😭😭 I’m poor guys I work two jobs please leave me alone, NO HOT AND SINGLES IN MY AREA PLEASE 😖Here’s my joke back 😢What do you call the ghost of a bee?A boo bee!🤭🤭🤭🤭
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