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This is my cat Bonnie and her stuffed animal (which is twice her size) Brody the bear

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Drunk Bucky: Lookin good y/n

Y/n: aww,horny little grandpa

Drunk bucky: *pouts*

Sam:*laughs*

Y/n: Thanks horny little grandpa

Drunk bucky: *big dopey smile*

(I know I'm doing a lot of bobs burgers but they have such good jokes and I love that show)

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

Incorrect marvel Qoutes 6

(You and bucky are together and on a mission and you two got separated and you thought the enemy got him until at the last minute he showed up to save you)

Bucky: Surprise Doll!

Y/n: where were you?

Bucky: I got distracted,sorry!

Y/n: I don't know if I want to throw you off this bridge or kiss you.

Bucky: can I pick?

Y/n: *rolls eyes while smiling* Sure.

Bucky: *leans down and connects lips*

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Incorrect marvel quotes

(Both being in front of a random agent)

Y/n: Peter, is this your first time as a human shield?

Peter: Yeah!

Y/n: It's my third time. You're doing great.

Peter: Thank you!

It had to be done

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(