Edward: Haytham! How have I not heard of this? You’re dating Ziio?!
Edward: Son, I have done illegal things but this is too illegal! SHE’S 15, YOU’RE 21!
Haytham: Father, I am her tutor. I’m teaching her-
Edward: YOU’RE DISGUISING YOURSELF AS A TUTOR?! WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HER?!
Jesus fucking christ why everything must be so relevant at something
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Altair: You’re a woman?! What sorcery is this? Ezio Auditore: ‘A man for my age’… Jerk…. ugh my back Connor Kenway: What do you…women.. like? In terms of gifts? Edward Kenway: I’m Captain Piss-Off Desmond Miles: What’s the plural for animus? Animuses? Animi? What do you think Lucy?
Malik’s Kitchen Part 13
Audio from here
She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.
when you got responsibilities and people expect things from you
The squad has a sleepover
Inspired by this (x)
Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.
reading Good Omens book (/•_•)/
(re)watching Good Omens tv \(•_•\)
reading Good Omens fanfics (/•_•)/
reading Good Omens metas \(•_•\)
finding Good Omens fan arts on Tumblr (/•_•)/
finding Good Omens fan arts on Twitter \(•_•\)
listening to Good Omens book on radio (/•_•)/
listening to Good Omens fan playlists \(•_•\)