I fear I am a vanilla lotf fan… the only thing I really ship is jalph
barbie day
Commission for my friend @jalphingit :)
explodes.
Why would anyone boil ketchup
The joke is is that then it would become a hot sauce…
@lotftober2024 day 10: headcanons !!!
the drawing is just ralph doodling :))
im very tired so few headcanons written, but i have lots so feel free to ask and ill probably answer them later 😇 (i fell asleep before posting this at 11pm help)
his parents spent very little time with him, mainly leaving him with the church or with tutors
his parents could only express how disappointed they were in the fact jack became a "savage", rather than "acting like an english boy", and didnt care much if at all about the long-lasting effects and trauma the island caused him
jack is the way he is because of his parents.
he has never had any siblings, nor even met any of his extended family, but will forever feel like his ability to lead is an expectation, and he has no other choice to be a leader, otherwise he has no purpose in the group (basically canon but some people choose to ignore it...)
ralph was his unintentional gay awakening (/silly)
post-island jack was terrified of seeing ralph again because he'll never escape the guilt of almost killing him
selective mutism
was raised by his grandparents
modern-y simon would wear long naturey themed skirts (notbsure how to describe it
anemic
listens to his friends yap happily, and could talk/write about how much he loves and enjoys all of them and how different their personalities and perspectives on things are
genuinely enjoyed choir
poor boy is severely traumatized.
based on a fix i read, but hes overly observant and paranoid about his surroundings, and cant handle pigs, spears, being chased (even in sports or playtime), and being snuck up on
refused to eat meat for months after getting off the island in fear it was pork
has frequent nightmares about the night simon died
wants to be angry and hate jack, but hes unfortunately aware that they were just kids, he heard the men on the television say it, they were all just a bunch of silly kids that decided to play war
his parents were never strictly religious, so he never really went to church
his first time in the church mightve been visiting the funeral/s for simon, piggy, and the mulberry boy
he isnt much of an artist, but more healed post-island ralph that's more amended with jack doodles them both in little stick figures
awful awful parents
parents are also why he is the way that he is
ended up in some form of foster care after the island
was forced into choir because his mom wanted him to do something she could brag about, but his dad thought it was the stupidest thing, and that he dhould be preparing himself to join the silly army like he did
used to absolutely adore christmas
hated choir for a while because his dad did, until it became a safe space
now he genuinely enjoys it
he really likes animals
feels genuine guilt for what he did to piggy, and felt sick in the moment of him doing it
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gay people and that one book they read in middle school that they can never let go of
(alts under) rosa its my turn on the aux
Jack can't whistle and it pisses him off. Roger can whistle very well and does it constantly just because it makes Jack mad.
WILFRED !??!!?