This Is Based On A Real Pic I Took Of Myself Doing The Same Thing

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

Cats getting caught doing crimes

If you’re watching an 80s sci-fi/horror movie and one of the main characters looks like this

You know you’re in for a TREAT

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

they should invent a writing that doesn't take foreverrrrrrrrrrr and everrrrrr and ever and ever and ever and ever!

RED AND BLUE>>>>>>>>>>>>>

red and blue

MY HEATHERS×GRAVITY FALLS DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

Let me get y'all on something: Mabel and Dipper, when they get to highschool in California, turn into theater kids. Freshman year, Mabel auditions for a role in their school's fall show, but is too nervous to do it alone. As her "caring, kindest, best brother in the world" as Mabel put it, Dipper agrees to join stage crew so he can support her without being in the spotlight. They watch plenty of slime tutorials of musicals and plays to spend time together.

On a stormy summer night where they have to stay inside back at their true home, Gravity Falls, they choose to watch Heathers. Mabel is fantasizing about how cute JD is and how she wishes someone was obsessed with her like that.

Dipper reminds her, "JD is a homicidal, manipulative loner with a god-complex who took advantage of a smart girl's skills." They watch together as JD shoots Ram on Mabel's laptop screen.

"Doesn't that sound a lot like Bill and Grunkle Ford?"

Dipper chews on his popcorn.

"Dip-"

"I think you should stop talking."

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Bonus: The next day, Dipper is distracted as he helps Ford clean up the lab, still thinking about Mabel's disgustingly accurate comparison.

"What's on your mind, kid?"

"You don't want to know."

“AITA for breaking out of the theraprism, hunting down my ex, and offing his brother when he doesn’t cooperate with me?” - 🎩⚠️

s is for slug

wait no I CAN'T see that's just tulip and lake but anyway I love them!!