to have failed is a sign you tried…. the mistakes, the relationships that didn’t make it, the job you didn’t get, the plans that fell through…. you tried, you lived, you loved.
Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.
Thank you YouTuber FunkyFrogBait for teaching me that if I swear in the search box in Google, you get actual answers instead of Gemini’s answers
How it feels getting obsessed with something new and then realizing you're going to spend anywhere from a week to the rest of your life thinking about it
why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time
Ok my henchmen i have a mission for you. Liberally use the term 'relationship' to mean any and all relationships. Platonic, professional, hateful, etc etc. If people wanna talk about a romantic relationship they gotta specify the romantic part. We must weaken the allonormativity. Ok thats all thanks line up for kisses
YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?
NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
I LOVE FANART
FANART IS MY PASSION
There's a starman waiting in the sky
he/she 18 - please send me headcanons for ANYTHING I post idc how stupid and small or extremely detailed they are
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